Hornswaggled

Ok, I was going to post something here after I checked out a couple other blogs (not to steal ideas because I didn't have any, really, I just got a bagel and I can't type a whole post one handed. Really, stop looking at me that way.) but then I stopped by at steenky bee and was duped into guest-comment-blogging on her site. She tricked me with some sentimental Canadian photos and I was hooked. So, if you want any me today you'll have to go over to steenky bee, I'll be lurking in the comments.

Must Be Friday

Ok, so the first blog I checked out this morning was Steenky Bee and the first kick of caffeine hit me and I went off in her comments and ran out of time to update here, so feel free to go read her post which is funny and then segue into her comments. So I'm kinda like guest posting there even though I wasn't asked to. Anyway, leave a comment, be nice or I'll totally do this to your blog. Seriously. I'll be unemployed soon and have nothing but TIME.

Oh, and go over to Unmitigated and wish Middle Aged Woman a happy birthday.

I haven't even had time to read all the other updates I can see in my Newsfire. Although, the first line in Kaply, Inc says:

Ok, I have an appointment with a vascular surgeon and we will find out in September what is the dealio with my crazy ass...

Which is pretty funny. Well, after I made sure there was more to that sentence and there wasn't actually anything wrong with her ass. And her ass is fine. Hmm, that could be taken the wrong way. Good thing there's no HR Department in Blogger.

You know how they say animals can sense an earthquake before it actually happens? I'm sensing my wife feels I should get off my ass and help get the kids ready to leave the house. I'm going with my gut here. And now my post is longer than my crazy comment at Steenky Bee.