Five hours of prime time a week given up for Jay Leno? Seriously? You cancelled Life for this?
Disgruntled TV Whore
Dear Public and especially the Media (at least in the Vancouver area),
Next time there's an officer involved shooting why don't we all try something different for a change and not just assume the police did something wrong and maybe the knife (gun, club, syringe) wielding doped out dangerous re-offender had it coming. Think of it as Darwinism.
Hang 'em high
Dear Irish Gumbo,
You and Supreme Leader have both been cooking from Fuchsia Dunlop's Revolutionary Chinese Cookbook. She made Peng's home-style bean curd and wanted to show you.
Fat Boy
Dear Attempting to be Cool,
I don't care who made your shirt, that's still glitter, dude. Man it up.
Stands up to pee
Dear Hoover,
My vacuum catching on fire? Not cool. Not cool at all.
Wishing I was Heather Armstrong
Dear Dyson that we borrowed from the sister-in-laws,
You sucked dirt out of the wood floor boards under the carpet and I think the air in my house is cleaner. Thanks.
Will advertise for free if you give me a vacuum
Dear Starbuck-less in Khartoum,
I drank this Pumpkin Spice latte and thought of you, Michel. You're welcome.
*Dear Self,
Stop inhaling the cinnamon off the top of the whipped cream, you idiot.
Your lungs
Dear mother at my son's pre-school who stood around complaining to your friend about how long the elevator was taking,
I know taking the stairs up one floor is a challenge, but maybe you should think about that later when you're complaining to your friend that your ass is getting big. Just a thought.
Trying to set an environmental/physical fitness example
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