Friday, January 22, 2010

Are You Sure You're Sure?

Connor: Daddy, I'm done my poo.
Me: Are you sure?
Connor: It was diarrhea.
Me: But are you done?
Connor: Daddy, it came out like a flash! I'm positive.
Me: But are you poo-sitive?
Connor: DADDY!
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44 comments:

  1. KatJanuary 22, 2010 at 12:35 AM

    So this is how bathroom humor in young boys starts...it is passed down from father to son.

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  2. BethJanuary 22, 2010 at 2:40 AM

    Well... was he positive?

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  3. Christine GramJanuary 22, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    Ha ha. My little princess still insists that I wipe her butt. She's 6. I'm sure she was a dog in a previous life. The suggestion that she clean up after herself is just so revolting. And she follows me everywhere. And sometimes she barks too. Yep, must have been a dog.

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  4. Irish GumboJanuary 22, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    Bada bing! (rimshot) High five, Cap'n, that was a good one. Off to a great start, I see!

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  5. ♥ BrajaJanuary 22, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    What??

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  6. MikeJanuary 22, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    Runny the poo and Tigger too! haha!

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  7. MrsBlogAlotJanuary 22, 2010 at 4:25 AM

    Nice. Just Poo-fect (-:

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2010 at 4:33 AM

    When it's finally over, you can forget about it.

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  9. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)January 22, 2010 at 4:55 AM

    don't you know when it's time to butt out????

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  10. JenniJanuary 22, 2010 at 5:07 AM

    you know your jokes are bad when your kids call you on it.

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  11. PoindexterJanuary 22, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    are we doo-doo done yet?

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  12. JoanieJanuary 22, 2010 at 6:23 AM

    They're on to you, man!

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  13. lynette355January 22, 2010 at 6:43 AM

    Poo-tastic!

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  14. GrantJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    Those are all reasonable questions in my case. These days I'm never poositive.

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  15. Stacey J. WarnerJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:07 AM

    Love poo talk...

    much love

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  16. unmitigated meJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    Didn't you teach him the song?

    When yer slidin' into first
    and yer booty starts to squirt
    Diarrhea!

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  17. unmitigated meJanuary 22, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    Baaaah! Holy Shit! Steenky's back!

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  18. TentCamperJanuary 22, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    ain't nuttin wrong with that exchange!!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    priceless;)

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  20. justmakingourwayJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    The other night the Wonderboy called me into the bathroom. "Uh-oh, Mom. You are NOT going to like this....diarrhea."

    Um, thanks for sharing?

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  21. CorinneJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    LOL!

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  22. justsomethoughts...January 22, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    yeah
    i did laugh out loud

    lucky kid

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  23. steenky beeJanuary 22, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    You left the part out when he bitch slapped your face for making such an awful pun. Connor is my hero.

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    One time when my boys were little and I just so happened to have just purchased a timer for the kitchen baking, they decided to have a contest to see who could poo the fastest. haha! I don't remember who won the contest, but I distinctly remember a lot of laughter coming from the bathroom!

    Cute dialog. Boys and bathrooms... priceless.

    Christine

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  25. AprilJanuary 22, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    bwahahahahah! "came out like a flash" bwaahahahahahahahaha!

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  26. Brian MillerJanuary 22, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    nice. i refuse to go in the bathroom these days while they are in there...

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  27. KeelyJanuary 22, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Like A flash, or THE Flash?

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  28. EdJanuary 22, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    Start'em early on the potty humor, I say!

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  29. jerlynJanuary 22, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    hmmm...he sounds like the adult in this
    relationship. lol. Scary, little kids and
    old people, all obsessed with the same thing-
    and talk about it ANYWHERE!

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  30. James (SeattleDad)January 22, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    It was your obligation as a daddy to make the diarreah a funny experience.

    Well played man!

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  31. ArtsnarkJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    I am so running this by my 6 yr old tomorrow. Have to put those new reading skills to use

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  32. SweetPeaSurryJanuary 23, 2010 at 3:31 AM

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  33. Kimberly WrightJanuary 23, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    This is so cute. Sounds like a conversation Mr. K has had with our kids. LOL

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  34. ChiefJanuary 23, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    and then he pooed is pants.... poositively genius!

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  35. LifeofkaylenJanuary 23, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    lol - it came out like a flash!
    Poositive.

    It's good that you are capturing these precious moments for all of time.

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  36. PseudoJanuary 23, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    Duuuutifully spoken.

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  37. Fragrant LiarJanuary 23, 2010 at 11:26 PM

    Came out like a flash -- zippity doo-doo!

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  38. SweetPeaSurryJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    (jeez it took me forever to be able to post a comment, then I go and screw said comment up!)
    That was so brilliant. Sometimes I'm amazed at what comes out of the mouths of babes. And then their fathers say something! *shakes head*

    blessings!

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  39. Stacy UncorkedJanuary 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless! :)

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  40. tattytiaraJanuary 24, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    "Came out like a flash", eh? I see a career in color commentary!

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  41. Otter ThomasJanuary 26, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    It came out like a flash. Hilarious! I am going to add that one to my poocabulary.

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  42. CaseyJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    That kid is a genius with poo. Him, not you.

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  43. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    Are you sure this post is done? lol

    Are you sure?

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  44. Ms. SaltiJanuary 28, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Where does he come up with stuff like, "It came out like a flash?!" Oh right, you're his father!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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