"NORM!"
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
And with that I'd like to direct you to The Wise (*Young*) Mommy's site where today is my turn to compete for the lofty title of He in the He Said/She Said Olympics. Come on by. We'll laugh, we'll cry, I'll make some tea.
We'll make tea. YOU will get your ass handed to you on a plate. Yeah, I'm a little ornery today.:(
ReplyDeleteHeadin' over now...
ReplyDeleteAwesome post over at Petra's place, BTW.
ReplyDeleteI never talk trash to a man who has more tattoos than me... I just do it behind his back.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite lines from Cheers!
ReplyDeleteOff to check you out. :)
Great post!
ReplyDeleteWoody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
ReplyDeleteNorm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.
Man I miss that show, off to check out your post.......that sounds wrong......
Oooh!! I've been waiting for this, Captain. You know that, don't you? Can't wait to read it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't gotten my bribes yet from IG, Ryan or you. I still need motiviation. I'm most loyal to you, of course, cause you're a Captain and all, but still....I'm waivering.
ReplyDeleteI have already decided that once I win I am just going to decline and hand it over to you. I don't want to write once a week I just wanted to win :) So congratulations.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who to vote for, but like MamaDawg, I am open to bribes.
ReplyDeleteNo milk, 2 sweet'n'lows, and put an ice cube in mine? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHey there guy, you need to go to
ReplyDeletethe "he said she said contest and
complain----there is no rating
bar under your blog. Quick, quick
you're missing out on all those
votes!
Ok back from reading...and guess what??? Sex gets back to the way it "was" when the kids are older!!! I promise!!!
ReplyDeleteyou had me at 'When Harry Met Sally'...
ReplyDeleteawesomely incredible post, my Captain. Seriously, you complete me.
ReplyDeleteI read your post over at Petra's and, as always, you were phenominal. The movie thing really hit home. So true. Nice move on calling out your competition and immasculating them. Nobody does it better.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I shall keep coming back periodically today to see if Gumbo actually serves your ass up on a platter. This, I gotta see. I don't want to, I HAVE to.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Captn'. I kneel before your presence. Teach me the ways.
ReplyDeleteAnd can I have some tea cuz I am parched.
great job! you're on the top of my list so far. i think. this is very hard i've decided and i think we should just let all of yall win and rotate every week.
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteTea?? You don't sound like you're in this to win, man.
ReplyDeleteAlthough your post over there says otherwise. So I guess I'll take some tea. Green, please.
Dude - Irish is off the hook with this competition - I'm on my way!
ReplyDeleteThat was a great post over there! I did tear up a bit at the whole monkies stealing your soul bit and the part where you watched JFk twice for the woman you love.
ReplyDeleteGod damn I hope I'm not pregnant. : )
Good luck!
You didn't say anything about coffee. Do you have something against Starbuck's?
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I'm kinda satisfied with the milk bone underwear crack. And by crack I mean....ah, forget it.
ReplyDeleteI am only coming if you make me tea AND fancy grilled cheese!
ReplyDeleteActually I already read it and I loved it and I hope you WIN!
i have those same undies.
ReplyDeleteLove that line!
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