Monday, November 24, 2008

Getting Dressed

"Where's your underwear? Are you going to wear your socks on your pee-pee?

In hindsight, that may have been a mistake.
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  1. KatNovember 24, 2008 at 1:58 AM

    I wonder if this is what inspired Anthony Kedis of the Red Hot Chili Pepper in his costume choices during concerts...have you ever seen this?

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=06Dql7EiMWE

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  2. Vodka MomNovember 24, 2008 at 3:46 AM

    and we wonder where the kids get their crazy ideas. jesus.

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  3. AnndiNovember 24, 2008 at 3:59 AM

    You didn't? Supreme Leader is going to kill you for that.

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  4. unmitigated meNovember 24, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Peter Mansbridge: In Richmond, British Columbia, today two small children were rescued by RCMPs when they were found wandering icy streets wearing only socks. On their genitalia. When questioned about the incident, the boys' father replied, "I didn't think they'd take me seriously!" The man in question is being examined by court psychiatrists today.

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  5. DeeMarieNovember 24, 2008 at 5:45 AM

    HA HA HA HA HA!!

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  6. CaseyNovember 24, 2008 at 5:50 AM

    Oh boy, you set yourself up for that one...

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  7. Sprite's KeeperNovember 24, 2008 at 6:10 AM

    Hey, why not? Weren't socks the predecessor to the codpiece? You're just rocking it primeval, Cap'n!
    (SOOOOO glad I have a girl.)

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  8. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 6:10 AM

    LOL!!! That is so classic like the "volcano" comment - can you believe my 3 year old is still in that trip whenever he takes a shower? I mean come on, that thing has a shelf life!!! Oooh and 7th!! Awesome top 10 for once!

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  9. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 6:11 AM

    Aww damn you Jen! Stealing my thunder! well, 8th is not bad and 9th too!

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  10. The Stiletto MomNovember 24, 2008 at 7:25 AM

    10th! 10th is the new first!! Did y'all know that?

    Children learn by example. What are you wearing right now Captain???

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  11. UnknownNovember 24, 2008 at 8:04 AM

    bah, Kat beat me to the RHCP reference.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 8:21 AM

    It was 38 degrees here when I got up this morning. It doesn't seem like a bad idea.

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  13. Captain DumbassNovember 24, 2008 at 8:24 AM

    Kat & Heinous - the Chili Peppers did come to mind.

    MAW - tears

    Stiletto - it's 1 degree out this morning, or 33 or yours. I'm wearing a wooly sock.

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  14. Tracy LynnNovember 24, 2008 at 8:54 AM

    Dude, I am surprised Supreme Leader doesn't dummy slap you on a regular basis.

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  15. AnndiNovember 24, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    For a minute there I didn't read "wooly".

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  16. KhadraNovember 24, 2008 at 11:00 AM

    Im not even sure what to say to this.

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  17. steenky beeNovember 24, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Wait? Did you talk to Jeremy today?

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  18. Mama DawgNovember 24, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Oh, man. You done did it now, son.

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  19. justsomethoughts...November 24, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    it was funny the first time i read it. and the second. and the third..... truly laughing out loud.

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  20. PAPATVNovember 24, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    Did you know a cucumber could be hollowed out?

    Neither did I. The things you learn from craigslist missed connections...

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  21. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    I think it is awesome. I have said a few things to me boys as well........ I am lucky that at their age, they don't "get" the alternative meaning :)

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  22. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    Were they argyle? You might as well make a fashion statement while your at it.

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  23. SignGurlNovember 24, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    This may be the funniest blog post I've ever read.

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  24. LeslieNovember 24, 2008 at 3:08 PM

    The mental images that go with this are just. too. funny.

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  25. Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) MommyNovember 24, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    HAHA, better than free-ballin it.

    just sayin...

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  26. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    I'd say they were in good company with Flea and friends!

    Besides, who hasn't danced with a sock on their weenis? They stole that idea from me, and if I could find the videotape, I'd prove it!

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  27. ChurchPunkMomNovember 24, 2008 at 6:25 PM

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

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  28. jerlynNovember 24, 2008 at 6:45 PM

    I am sorry, I was sent here by steenkybee to say hi to the oldtimer Dumbass. Really who gives a Poop aye? You had to be there I guess.

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  29. Momo FaliNovember 24, 2008 at 7:17 PM

    Sounds like my husband.

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  30. steenky beeNovember 24, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    I had a mild heart attack. I typed your blog address in my browser and it came up with "Blog not found." I actually hyperventilated a little bit. I gassed up the car and gathered up a bunch of groceries because I figured I could just drive up to Canada to see what was wrong. Luckily, Jeremy urged me to try it again. This time your site popped right up. Turns out I added an extra "n" to richmond zoo. So if you happen to be looking for Richmonndzoo. blogspot.com, please know that it doesn't exist. I'm going to unpack the car and wedge my heart from my throat now. Also, tomorrow, if you feel the slight slap of a tag from Utah, it's me.

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  31. AnonymousNovember 24, 2008 at 10:40 PM

    You mean like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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  32. Momma TrishNovember 25, 2008 at 6:51 AM

    Ah, yes. In the "things you never thought you'd hear yourself say" category. Sadly, I'm familiar with this.

    HILARIOUS!!

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  33. AnonymousNovember 26, 2008 at 3:58 AM

    Nope I am NOT using THIS idea!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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