Tuesday, August 19, 2008

F*&K!

And in a blinding flash I just realized what that stain on my J. Crew hoodie is that I noticed this morning. I remember going to a paint store to buy stain for my sun deck. I remember scolding a small child for picking at some old paint that had spilt down the side of the counter. I remember picking up the same small child who decided his father's words were merely advice and not a command from on high.

What are the chances of getting 3 week old yellow paint out of faux sheepskin?

7 comments:

  1. I'm laughing out loud at your lables for this post. "children who don't listen" and "what is this stain" could be the title to the miniseries drama about my life. That just summed up my life perfectly. I'm going to have that printed up on a tee-shirt.

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  2. I was going to say the same about your son's swiffer/sunshine post. Excellent band/song name.

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  3. Give up. Painting your whole hoodie yellow is your only option.

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  4. try toothpaste and a toothbrush

    preferrably not your own

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  5. Holy Crap, the Bloggess reads you! Name That Stain sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

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  6. I ain't fooled by the rocks that she got!

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  7. I'd say nil. Because in my experience, anything that the children smear, spill or spit on my clothes can not be removed by any sort of stain remover. That's why I go with Tie Dye. It's my new look.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.