Sunday, August 24, 2008

Conversations With Liam

Liam: I was being really tricky when I peed.
Me: When you peed on the carpet in the entrance way?
Liam: Yes, I was tricky.
Me: When I was watching you pee on the floor a minute after I asked you if you had to go?
Liam: Yes.
Me: Uh huh.

**Twenty minutes later

Me: Why are your underwear wet?
Liam: I peed.
Me: Where? (I just sat him on the toilet.)
Liam: Under the stairs. I was tricky. 
Me: (*@%$) 


  1. I'm wondering if the label "Potty Training" is actually appropriate here. Unless I'm confused about what the word "training" means?

  2. Next thing you know you'll be telling me swatting him in the nose with rolled up newspaper is bad too.

    Wait... gotta go, he's pawing at the door.

  3. Reminds me of when I woke up and rolled over trying to snuggle with "The Man" and had a pair of tiny feet in my face. "LaLa, how did you get in my bed?" "I sneaked."

  4. I would halt all potty training and work on his sneaky skills. Peeing in the potty? Meh, he'll pick that up soon enough, but has anyone ever made a living at it? Now, being sneaky, that's another thing all together. If he gets really sneaky, maybe he can enlist in Canada's version of the CIA. Wait, do they have spies up there? Who would want to do your country harm?

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  6. All I'm hearing in my head is "it's tricky" by Run DMC.

  7. when he climbs up into the
    top shelf of your kitchen to find the laxatives...tells his brother they are chocolates...then u can complain!

  8. Ah yes, the wet underwear. How familiar I am with that scenario.

    Not with the whole, "I'm sneaky peeing around the house" thing, because with little girls it's different. But man, it's like pee pee here, pee pee there. I need those little puppy wee wee pads for my two year old.

    And why WHY? Do they have an accident 5 minutes after getting off of the potty?



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