Note to Wife

1. When I snuck into our room this morning to find a pair of socks that I forgot to get last night and I kinda woke you up and you made that sucking-back-a-bucket-of-drool sound... sexy. Dead sexy.

2. When we crank up the heat in the bathroom for the kids bath time, we really need to make sure the garbage can isn't resting on the heater. Plastic, diapers... I'm just saying.