House of Pain

Wii: Where have you been?
Me: I... we were on holiday.
Wii: You've been gone for days.
Me: Well, we went to visit my family, we haven't been up there since last fall.
Wii: And did you excercise while you were gone?
Me: Um... well... we didn't really have the time. It was cold up there.
Wii: Really? And you ate healthy?
Me: ...
Wii: Did cholesterol take a vacation too?
Me: My knee has been a little sore lately...
Wii: I'm going to hurt you. You should know that right now.
Me: It's only been a few days, come on.
Wii: 'Only a few days.' A few days of eating like a pig, not exercising and ignoring me.
Me: You don't have to make this personal.
Wii: Sometimes I wonder if you really love me...
Me: What?
Wii: I only hurt you because I care about you.
Me: You're making me uncomfortable.
Wii: I own your bitch ass, don't forget that.

Last Week's Vacation In The Middle Of This Week's

I've received some complaints today because I haven't posted, but I'm on holiday dammit! Leave me alone. Kidding, I miss you all. I'm at home visiting family and have taken lots of pictures, but this isn't my computer so how about some pictures of last week's trip to Seattle?


America, so welcoming, but the entry requirements are strange and somewhat embarassing. What's with this?

Arriving at the Flight Museum. Connor's head is just about to explode.

Connor and Liam collapse numbed, their heads have already blown off so they're not really sure what to do now.

I was the only one able to look up for this shot and not fall over because of the optical illusion caused by the clouds passing over the Needle.

Supreme Leader overcomes her fear of heights out of love for her children.

But decides it's safer to stay away from the edge.

The boys.


And now I gotta go. We're currently visiting Nana and Grampa in the sprawling metropolis of Barriere, BC. Shopping, casinos, five star dining, don't be jealous. We're going for a hike out in the sticks and I'm holding everybody up. Later peeps.

MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY TOMORROW AND MONDAY!!! More guest posters! More excitement! More! More! More!