Ah yes, the third child. ...the one you are given to remind you why you should've stopped at two. I have one of those. If you make it until they are the last child left at home, they aren't so bad. There's your hope.
The cutest demons are the best ones though. Can you imagine the parents that get the ugly demon kid?? That'd make for a rough meeting at the playground...
Hmmm....you know, there's a story about Krishna kicking himself out of his crib when he was a baby, so he could *kill* a demon that was threatening his village. So, y'know, like, maybe your kid is an incarnation of God.
Having dinner at a friend's house last week. Her adorable 3 year old shyly came up to me and asked for a hug. When I reached down with my arms wide open, he knocked me right in the kidney with a toy fire truck and laughed maniacally all the way up the stairs.
As I was gasping for air on the floor, my friend came over, looked me right in the eyes and said, "You're an idiot."
Wow, you have alot of followers with little "demons" for children.
He is beautiful. Mine never kicked out the crib wall (not even sure what that is, we had slats & I padded it with nice crib pads). One of both just climbed out when they were bored & able. We had a Jolly Jumper or Jump Up. That saved our sanity.
I can understand. I always say my children are wild animals. Destroying nursery furniture would be one of the factors that led to their 2 year stint in a bedroom furnished with nothing but three small mattresses (I called it the opium den).
But a baby that can destroy his crib before age two? Now that's one to watch...
That's some serious strength!
ReplyDeleteGod makes them cute so we'll let them live.
ReplyDeleteI have two like this....
This is why I ONLY have two.
Ah yes, the third child. ...the one you are given to remind you why you should've stopped at two. I have one of those. If you make it until they are the last child left at home, they aren't so bad. There's your hope.
ReplyDeleteYup, this is why I stopped at two. The third always tries to take over the world. That's my job...
ReplyDeletehaha...wow...he is destined to be a superhero...or a villain of course...can he do his eyes like puss in boots?
ReplyDeleteKick out the jams, motherfathers!
ReplyDeleteI've got one of those, too. It'd be easy to get rid of 'em if they were ugly.
ReplyDeleteSo deceptive and impressive...kicked out the wall of his crib! That's badass!
ReplyDeleteThe Force is strong in this one, O Captain.
ReplyDeleteLittle do you know...he did not even use his feet.
ReplyDeleteBe wary. ;)
Might as well start sewing his superhero cape now! Has he been holding you captive, and not letting you blog? Maybe you need a cape!
ReplyDeleteBut he's so adorable you just sigh when the bad stuff happens!
ReplyDeleteAt least he doesn't have the Omen eyes so there's that to be thankful for...
ReplyDeleteYep, kind of like the new puppy at my house. She's cute, but she's the spawn of satan!
ReplyDeleteThe cutest demons are the best ones though. Can you imagine the parents that get the ugly demon kid?? That'd make for a rough meeting at the playground...
ReplyDeleteLOL thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteKicking the wall out of the crib is nothing. Sure, they might fall out, but if they don't a hammer and some nails will fix it.
ReplyDeleteHowever.
If they work their way into the corner of the crib, and then bang their head against the cot wall ALL NIGHT LONG then there's trouble in the morning.
Hey, this is all hypothetical, it's not like that happened last night.
Hmmm....you know, there's a story about Krishna kicking himself out of his crib when he was a baby, so he could *kill* a demon that was threatening his village. So, y'know, like, maybe your kid is an incarnation of God.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin' .....
You never want to mess with the cute ones.
ReplyDeleteHaving dinner at a friend's house last week. Her adorable 3 year old shyly came up to me and asked for a hug. When I reached down with my arms wide open, he knocked me right in the kidney with a toy fire truck and laughed maniacally all the way up the stairs.
ReplyDeleteAs I was gasping for air on the floor, my friend came over, looked me right in the eyes and said, "You're an idiot."
He's a demon? A cute demon????? then he is GUARANTEED a spot in my class.
ReplyDeleteapparently I attract them.
I'm going with Braja's answer. She knows stuff.
ReplyDeleteI own one of those two!
ReplyDeleteGood luck to all of us raising wild boys.
Wow, you have alot of followers with little "demons" for children.
ReplyDeleteHe is beautiful. Mine never kicked out the crib wall (not even sure what that is, we had slats & I padded it with nice crib pads). One of both just climbed out when they were bored & able. We had a Jolly Jumper or Jump Up. That saved our sanity.
I can understand. I always say my children are wild animals. Destroying nursery furniture would be one of the factors that led to their 2 year stint in a bedroom furnished with nothing but three small mattresses (I called it the opium den).
ReplyDeleteBut a baby that can destroy his crib before age two? Now that's one to watch...
your brother did the same thing at same age,
ReplyDeletewait til he pulls out the bars of the crib
and throws them at u!
Wow...how mad does a baby have to be to fight through a wood crib??
ReplyDeleteTry feeding him. I hear they like food.
Is life standing STILL over there? Are we in a time freeze? SUrely someone has broken SOMETHING......
ReplyDeleteYeah, big deal, my little lad is eating masking tape and pipe cladding.
ReplyDeleteomgeee so cute! the worst kind alright!...=)) hehe...
ReplyDeleteNo matter what you say... those warnings are too late, he fooled me with his cute eyes! ^_^
ReplyDeleteP.S.: Happy new Year to you & and your Family!
WHERE ARE YOUUUUU????
ReplyDeleteha! he is too beautiful...I am fooled.
ReplyDeleteI am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.
Are you there? Hope all is OK in your world.....
ReplyDeleteJust wondering.... are you still alive or did he eat you?
ReplyDelete:)