The great thing about pregnant women is that every time they bitch about the difficulties associated with being pregnant, such as pushing a live person out of their uterus, you can say "It's a damn good thing we didn't do anal like I wanted, because that would have been painful." Remember that line for the delivery room. The doctors and nurses will enjoy it. In case you forget, I'll remind you constantly.
OMG, you're going to be outnumbered? You're so screwed! And congratulations, that's awesome news. Another Dumbass kid in the world!!!! :) Happy New Year, I'm excited for you guys!
It's about damn time you told everyone! Do you KNOW how had it has been for me to keep my trap shut?? I mean seriously, this was like excruciating. Congrats to you and SL.
I say it will be a girl (just getting that out there).
What a blessing. What fabulous news...FOR YOU. My new saying is "there's no room in the womb!" Of course I am a 41 year old single mom and it would be the Immaculate Conception. Anyway, Happy New Year and Happy News!
congratulations! whew. i agree, though, this 3rd baby is gonna make for a crazy 2010. well ... at least my house will be crazy ... you'll be fine, i'm sure!
wow....how did you do that? i mean....you did not say this was from supreme being...so if it is our dear captain....well first man i know of who is preggers.
I knew it, my friend, the moment I saw that photo. I have remarkable powers of perception. I would send my congratulations but you haven't yet posted your address...
Congratulations!!! Hopefully this means lots more of your wife's amazing baked goodies for the next 6 months!! I hope she is feeling well and you are holding up. ;)
Dum dee dum..sitting down to catch up on some blog reading...slurrrp coffee...sit back as Cpt Dumbass' page loads...SHAZAAM!! Holy Baby-moli Batman! Felicitations!! I can't wait to follow along...the sarcasm will be beautiful, not to mention SL's whore-moan induced needs/comments...Seriously, freaking Congratulations. Let me know if she needs some gateaux madeleines...bisous.
I fucking leave to go on holiday at which time I am entirely too drunk to read blogs and this pops up!! GAH! I am tooooooooo freakin excited! And naturally, it is going to be a girl. A kick ass girl at that. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I was comment 100, which means I automatically get godmother rights. It is a rule. And now I am comment 101 too. Which means you need to buy a dalmatian.
Woo Hoo! Looks like the Captain and Supreme Leader have been doing the horizontal mambo! Way to go guys! Yippee! Glad someone is having sex around here!
Congratulations! My six year old loves your profile pic, and, since he's hooked on phonis and reading like crazy, he calls you Captain Dum-Bass. Hilarious! Can't wait to follow the road to Baby Dum-Bass.
:D!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! Congrats man!!
ReplyDeleteYAY! I was wondering when you were going to be "allowed" to tell the blogging world!!! Congrats again bro!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!!!!
ReplyDeletehigh five! and of course good luck can't wait to read along.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, my friend!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, dude!
ReplyDeleteWOW! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!! Congratulations!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!! Woo-to-the-HOO for you and Supreme Leader!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso? I just love the way you did this post. Congratulations!
They say a picture tells a thousand words....!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteoh wow! congrats!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations.. better you than me..
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!! Here's to an easy and healthy pregnancy for mom and baby.
ReplyDeleteSorry. You take another seat, even further in the back now :-)
Happy New Year indeed.
Do you know who the Father is?
ReplyDeleteAll he best.
Congrats...what an awesome 2010 your gonna have!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is wonderful news!
ReplyDeleteOh, boy! Congratulations! Nothin says love like posting a picture of pee on the internet! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats! Did you pee on the stick all by your self without getting any on your hands?????
ReplyDeleteSuper cool! Have you broken the news to the boys yet?
ReplyDeleteThe great thing about pregnant women is that every time they bitch about the difficulties associated with being pregnant, such as pushing a live person out of their uterus, you can say "It's a damn good thing we didn't do anal like I wanted, because that would have been painful." Remember that line for the delivery room. The doctors and nurses will enjoy it. In case you forget, I'll remind you constantly.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHH CONGRATS! what a grea new yrs surprise;)
ReplyDeleteWishing you and the missus and the kidz the best!
ReplyDeleteHoly. Crap. Congratulations Cap'n! I don't even have anything snarky to say.
ReplyDeleteGood luck and really, all the best. -c
Congrats Dude!
ReplyDeleteYou're pregnant!
And they said prison couldn't change a man.
Congratulations and Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteOMG, you're going to be outnumbered? You're so screwed! And congratulations, that's awesome news. Another Dumbass kid in the world!!!! :) Happy New Year, I'm excited for you guys!
ReplyDeleteHoly Schnikies!! congrats to you all ; -)
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see how long you wait until you hang a cardboard sign on the new baby.
And a very Happy 2010 to all of you at the Dummass household.
Boo-yahhh! my friend. Double awesome congrats to you and Supreme Leader!
ReplyDelete*sniff* dammit, now I'm all tearey...:)
!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo you were kidding us all along with that tough guy talk:).
It's about damn time you told everyone! Do you KNOW how had it has been for me to keep my trap shut?? I mean seriously, this was like excruciating. Congrats to you and SL.
ReplyDeleteI say it will be a girl (just getting that out there).
Wow! Congrats Captain, and to Supreme Leader too!
ReplyDeleteDoes the pink end of the stick mean it's a girl?
Oh wow! Congratulations!
ReplyDeletewow
ReplyDeletebusy indeed
well, congratulations to the he and the she
and good luck to you in this new year
Congratulations! I would say it's going to be a busy year.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason you have two arms and two legs and two eyes...3 is a magic number, oh Captain, My Captain. I should know.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, my friend. Welcome to the madness. It'll be fun.
O.M.G. Congratulations. I can't WAIT to see how much fun this is going to be.
ReplyDeleteOh congratulations!!!! I can't wait to read you along this adventure!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to you and your wife!
ReplyDeleteyou da man.
ReplyDeletecongrats!
Terrific news!! Congrats Cap'n and Supreme Leader! When is the baby due?
ReplyDeleteYAY!! Congratulations! Can't wait to read what's coming down the pipe!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so dirty.
You made the Supreme Leader the Supreme Breeder.
ReplyDeleteGood work, orc.
YAY!!! I love when other people have babies!:)
ReplyDeleteMay I add my. . . CONGRATULATIONS!!! How wonderful!
ReplyDeleteas if your blog could get more exciting
ReplyDelete--- now this!
Mega congrats!
Nice! How many is this for you. I have 5. Yea that's right, can't you people click on a google ad every now and then!
ReplyDeleteCraig Glenn
Congrats to all 4 + 1 - very very cool!!! Must be about the same time we are expecting a new niece or nephew - hey you aren't my BIL?? Kidding.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking congratulations are in order!
ReplyDeleteTo a healthy New Year for all 5 of you!
Yay! Congratulations and get ready for a busy year!
ReplyDeleteWow...congrats!
ReplyDeleteThat is flippin awesome! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteI think this calls for a grilled cheese sandwich!
Excellent news!
ReplyDeleteWhat a blessing. What fabulous news...FOR YOU. My new saying is "there's no room in the womb!" Of course I am a 41 year old single mom and it would be the Immaculate Conception. Anyway, Happy New Year and Happy News!
ReplyDeleteCongrats
ReplyDeleteshut the fuck up!
ReplyDeletecongratulations!
Congrats!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecongratulations! whew. i agree, though, this 3rd baby is gonna make for a crazy 2010. well ... at least my house will be crazy ... you'll be fine, i'm sure!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to you and the family! That's so cool!
ReplyDeleteYippy Skippy! Congratulations!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow!! That's fabulous!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Give my best to the little mama. Hope she's feeling well and has a healthy, peaceful pregnancy! Cool!
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a more lovely way to begin a new year. Congrats to you and yours.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations !!!
ReplyDeletewow....how did you do that? i mean....you did not say this was from supreme being...so if it is our dear captain....well first man i know of who is preggers.
ReplyDeleteLOL Congrats to y'all
WooHoo!!! Congratulations!!
ReplyDeleteI really, really hope you have a girl so you can enjoy some Princess Nagger moments, too. ;) Plus your lovely wife needs an ally, I'm sure. ;)
CONGRATS!!
Wow, go you! Congrats to both you and your wife!
ReplyDeleteWhat a way to ring in the New Year! Congratulations!
ReplyDelete(just finished "The Book Thief"...it stays with you...a great read:)
Congrats man!!
ReplyDeleteWork from home India
Congrats! That is so awesome!!
ReplyDeleteExcellent work and congratulations! Also, Happy New Year and all that! Enjoy your blog!
ReplyDeletewhat a way to be introduced
ReplyDeleteBeth said you were a dumbass... I mean awesome
came to see cuz I thought my hubs was Captain Dumbass
I am so freaking jealous right now, but congrats!
ReplyDeleteWoot-woot! Looks like you've already been busy!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
wow. congrats to you all. thinking little girl time. what do you think?? ;0)
ReplyDeleteCongrats to you and Supreme Leader!!!
ReplyDeleteWell SOMEBODY'S been busy! Congrats to you and the SL!!! Many happy returns!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! I think I just got a RSI too from scrolling to the bottom of the page past all the comments!
ReplyDeleteI knew it, my friend, the moment I saw that photo. I have remarkable powers of perception. I would send my congratulations but you haven't yet posted your address...
ReplyDeleteAre you going to be on Oprah now too?
ReplyDeleteNew baby smell. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Woo-hoo!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! You're preggars?! Call the National En...oh. Wait. Your wife is.
ReplyDeleteRight.
Anyhow, congrats are in order, aren't they?!
super awesome !
ReplyDeleteahhh, back to diapers and all nighters. Welcome back to the party. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the boys still being employed.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!! Hopefully this means lots more of your wife's amazing baked goodies for the next 6 months!! I hope she is feeling well and you are holding up. ;)
ReplyDeleteWoooo hoooo!!!!! How exciting! You are slowly accomplishing world domination now!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, for real! If there was ever a situation where a picture really does say a thousand words.
ReplyDeleteWow! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteIs that still wet? Ewwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the whole fam.
Dum dee dum..sitting down to catch up on some blog reading...slurrrp coffee...sit back as Cpt Dumbass' page loads...SHAZAAM!! Holy Baby-moli Batman! Felicitations!! I can't wait to follow along...the sarcasm will be beautiful, not to mention SL's whore-moan induced needs/comments...Seriously, freaking Congratulations. Let me know if she needs some gateaux madeleines...bisous.
ReplyDeleteI love pink!
ReplyDeleteEllie
I fucking leave to go on holiday at which time I am entirely too drunk to read blogs and this pops up!! GAH! I am tooooooooo freakin excited! And naturally, it is going to be a girl. A kick ass girl at that. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I was comment 100, which means I automatically get godmother rights. It is a rule. And now I am comment 101 too. Which means you need to buy a dalmatian.
ReplyDeletePopping over to say congrats again! I had to see what you posted on the blog. :)
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo! Looks like the Captain and Supreme Leader have been doing the horizontal mambo! Way to go guys! Yippee! Glad someone is having sex around here!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
ReplyDeleteMy six year old loves your profile pic, and, since he's hooked on phonis and reading like crazy, he calls you Captain Dum-Bass. Hilarious!
Can't wait to follow the road to Baby Dum-Bass.
Holy CRAP! Some people will do ANYTHING to get comments....jeeeezus.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good kind of busy!! Exciting!!
ReplyDeleteVery exciting news!!! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood work fella - congratulations xx
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!!!!!!1
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