Tuesday, October 13, 2009

RTT: Food, Sex and Unicorns

I'm eating an apple turnover right now that could best be described as sex in a pastry. It's that good.

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In the true spirit of Canadian Thanksgiving we had enchiladas for dinner last night. Whatever, they were delicious.

Every scene in House should include Dr. Cuddy leaving a room.


What?

Our Indi...er... Native North American/First Nations summer is officially over. It's going to start raining tonight and it's forecast to continue on through the weekend. The first weekend of May. If we're lucky.

My niece Mikalya and a little photoshopping by her mom.



Dinner Saturday night.
Connor: Hey, somebody smell my bum, it's not even rotten.
Supreme Leader: Where are you going?
Me: I have to write that down.

I'm sure you've found yourself wondering from time to time what could be better than unicorns and bacon. How about a unicorn named Awesome who shoots bacon from his eyes! Jay from Genius Pending, he may well be the Chosen One. Go. Browse.



After that, go over to Keely's. No, really, she'll be stuck in a snowbank outside Winnipeg. Check out the box under her bed.
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54 comments:

  1. Mom in High HeelsOctober 13, 2009 at 2:24 AM

    Mmmmm...apple turnover sexy goodness. Wanna send some my way?
    I'm glad Connor's bum isn't rotten. And a unicorn that shoots bacon from his nose? REALLY? I'm sure that's breaking some kind of fantasy law.

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  2. MikeOctober 13, 2009 at 2:45 AM

    I think that I need to know more about Dr. Cuddy?? :))

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  3. kyootyOctober 13, 2009 at 2:59 AM

    rain until May, I should be there the 4letter Sn word was just announced yuck

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  4. CaseyOctober 13, 2009 at 3:52 AM

    Not sure I like the evil way that the unicorn is shooting bacon from his eyes. Bacon is supposed to epitomize love and all things yummy.

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  5. JacquieOctober 13, 2009 at 3:59 AM

    Bacon unicorns interesting... and yummy?? but only if it doesn't hit you? I don't know the bacon unicorn might give me nightmares..

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  6. The Dental MavenOctober 13, 2009 at 4:07 AM

    Bad bacon-unicorn! Bad!

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  7. mo.stoneskinOctober 13, 2009 at 5:03 AM

    Ooooooooh, my pastry is on firrrre...

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  8. robinOctober 13, 2009 at 5:16 AM

    Wow. I never realized Lisa Edelstein had such a great body. Nice to see curves on an actress for a change!

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  9. IBOctober 13, 2009 at 5:24 AM

    I'm with you on the Cuddy remark. Also? I feel your pain. The rains are coming and there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

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  10. Christine GramOctober 13, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    MMMmmmm... Bacon apple strudel. Now that sounds yummy.

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  11. unmitigated meOctober 13, 2009 at 5:36 AM

    Hang on, I'm still picturing sex in a pastry. I may need some time alone.

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  12. lynette355October 13, 2009 at 6:00 AM

    i just love you niece i always knew they were both the good and bad angel. great wicked look!

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  13. Badass GeekOctober 13, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    I'm not normally an ass man, but Dr Cuddy.... yeah.

    I agree.

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  14. Divine ChaosOctober 13, 2009 at 6:27 AM

    I love reading your blog, especially on Tuesdays. It's nice to know that other people have a squiggly line of thought too :p

    a bacon shooting unicorn would be awesome!

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  15. WeaselMommaOctober 13, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    The bacon shooting Unicorn sound better in theory that it looks it in drawings. Maybe a Unicorn that shits bacon, that can be sold as 'gourmet' like those expensive coffee beans that are pre digested by goats.

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  16. Little Ms BloggerOctober 13, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    I love you being politically correct with the term Indian Summer

    No comment about you & Otin's obsession with Dr. Cuddy's ass.

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  17. RavenOctober 13, 2009 at 7:05 AM

    I want a sex pastry! Mmmmmm

    Glad to know Connor's bum isn't rotten. That would be a shame if it was.

    Your niece is very cute. I love that pic.

    Have a great Random Tuesday!

    Raven

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  18. UnknownOctober 13, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    Your politically correct description reminded me of Michel's blog where she said "dot, not feather" which made me spit out my coffee!

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  19. Miss AngieOctober 13, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    LOL! Clever as always! Love the Bacon Unicorn!

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  20. Wicked Step MomOctober 13, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    ::sigh:: I need an apple turnover...

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  21. Me, You, or EllieOctober 13, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    I just ate an apple. Somehow I feel naked, and yet unfulfilled...

    Ellie

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  22. Lisa @ Boondock RamblingsOctober 13, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    You have problems. And I'd like to have the one with the turnover. Yum!

    And Dr. Cuddy...was she in that video for "I Like Big Butts. . ."

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  23. PseudoOctober 13, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    I can't get past the bums...

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  24. Sprite's KeeperOctober 13, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Since I can't eat bacon, can I have a unicorn that shoots rugalah? Death and pastry seem to mesh well in my world.

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  25. Jay FerrisOctober 13, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Thanks for the link love Captain! And I'd like to let all of your readers know that the only reason the unicorn is angry is due to his pronounced angst towards the vegans he's mowing down... those who embrace the path of bacon with open arteries shall remain forever immune to his otherwise deadly bacon vision.

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  26. Stacey J. WarnerOctober 13, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    This was fantastic FUN! I love the bacon/unicorn crazy-mad genius thingy!

    WOW!

    Did your turnover have ice cream?

    much love

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  27. JenniOctober 13, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    mmmmm...bacon....

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  28. GrantOctober 13, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    What is this snow stuff of which you people speak? Although we have rain covered here - my city has had recent bouts of flooding. Next we'll have locusts and more boy bands and reality TV and other signs of the apocalypse.

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  29. Ms. SaltiOctober 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Smell my bum? He cracks me up. The bacon/unicorn thing? I'm worried about you and your little friend. Sorry to hear about the weather... it's sunny here but pretty chilly... and apparently it's raining in Alabama... which means the humidity is probably somewhere up around 150%. Hope you have a gread day!

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  30. a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous!October 13, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    bacon shooting out of a horses ass. i dig it. make mine extra crispy please.

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  31. Mama BadgerOctober 13, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    Now, if your kids bum smelled like bacon or apple turnover? That would be killer.

    The unicorn frightens me. Bacon should be used for love, not war.

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  32. James (SeattleDad)October 13, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    If any Unicorn has a chance of being cool, this is the one.

    I know, I have been trying like crazy to get outside stuff done before a day like today arrived. Didn't quite get there.

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  33. annies homeOctober 13, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    what great pictures love the angel and evil in same one

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  34. ArtsnarkOctober 13, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Some entertaining RTT - love the unicorn but the stick men need some LT force field action!

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  35. Irish GumboOctober 13, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    bacon...and Lisa Edelstein...hawwwwt!

    bless you, my son...

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  36. Carolyn...OnlineOctober 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Recipe for apple turnover please. And Cuddy's a 'ho.

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  37. MicheleOctober 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    I bet Keely is just teasing about the box under the bed. We should ask FoN to check.

    Enchiladas for Thanksgiving sound a whole lot better than turkey.

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  38. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)October 13, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Well, what do I say to THAT????

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  39. Kimberly WrightOctober 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Apple turnovers... yummm

    Funny about your son's bum. Even funnier you wrote down what he said to put on your blog.

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  40. SurprisedMomOctober 13, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Never mind Cuddy. I enjoy House coming and going.

    I just ate bacon that was neither shot out of a unicorn's eyes or ass. It was still good.

    And I'm still tasting that sexy pastry I just ate for dessert. Nothing like it.

    You are either a genius or we're in trouble.

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  41. FoNOctober 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Did you come up with that picture? I'm in awe.

    I'm going to go get photoshop immediately.

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  42. Lady MamaOctober 13, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Yes I've often found myself wondering what could possibly be better than unicorns and bacon...

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  43. Amy WOctober 14, 2009 at 2:19 AM

    Love the title... And in that order! ;)

    It makes me sad that House hasn't been checking out Cuddy's ass so blatantly this season. Maybe it is part of his road to recovery?

    I watched that Ellen Page thing... ha! Mostly I watched it jealously, thinking about how when I was in school and we made a similar cannibalism-themed video it was not nearly as good with no-name nobodies in the parts. Sigh.

    And, hot damn, your mention of enchiladas makes me miss Mexican food like you wouldn't believe. It is a fucking crying shame over here that there are exactly two salsas to choose from in the wee,tiny 'Latino' section of the world food aisle at the grocery. TWO. And they are these tiny little bottles, about 3 oz of salsa in them for, like, $3. These English people make me really crazy sometimes....

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  44. Amy WOctober 14, 2009 at 2:19 AM

    Love the title... And in that order! ;)

    It makes me sad that House hasn't been checking out Cuddy's ass so blatantly this season. Maybe it is part of his road to recovery?

    I watched that Ellen Page thing... ha! Mostly I watched it jealously, thinking about how when I was in school and we made a similar cannibalism-themed video it was not nearly as good with no-name nobodies in the parts. Sigh.

    And, hot damn, your mention of enchiladas makes me miss Mexican food like you wouldn't believe. It is a fucking crying shame over here that there are exactly two salsas to choose from in the wee,tiny 'Latino' section of the world food aisle at the grocery. TWO. And they are these tiny little bottles, about 3 oz of salsa in them for, like, $3. These English people make me really crazy sometimes....

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  45. If I Could Escape . . .October 14, 2009 at 4:22 AM

    Do those come in blueberry?

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  46. Big Mama CassOctober 14, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    now i want an apple turnover... and enchiladas :)

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  47. DCUrbanDadOctober 14, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Yum.

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  48. AnndiOctober 14, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    You had me at bacon...

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  49. ♥ BrajaOctober 14, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    That pink skirt totally says "Does my bum look..." no wait...ah shit.

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  50. ♥ BrajaOctober 14, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    btw, "sex" and "unicorns" in the title? You trying to pull in the wierdos??

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  51. Otter ThomasOctober 15, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Every time I see Dr. Cuddy I can't help but remember that she dated George on Seinfeld. At least the actress played a character that did. That somehow messes up my appreciation of her.

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  52. KeelyOctober 15, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Oh, you're just baiting the search engines, now.

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  53. Kate Coveny HoodOctober 15, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Now that's a superpower my husband would want. Totally wasted on unicorns...

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  54. Suzy VoicesOctober 16, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    I really don't get the whole bacon craze. I only like bacon on BLT sandwiches, hold the tomato.

    But I can certainly get on the apple turnover badwagon!

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