Friday, October 30, 2009

Dead Bodies & Making The House Pretty For Halloween

Dear Martha,




Who's the crafty bitch now?

Crafty Bitch


Dear So and So...

Click the button, join the fun.

Now, before I bid you adieu for the weekend, I wanted to let you know about a little project that Middle Aged Woman and I cooked up after a handful of barely comprehensible emails were exchanged Wednesday night. That morning the two of us did a book review of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies which we both had a lot of fun doing. Not only did we discover a great book, but we also discovered our shared love of professional hockey, scrap booking and reanimated corpses. Well before we knew it we had ourselves a brand new blog, the Zombie News Network. It's still fresh out of the box and not entirely assembled, but MAW has a zombified news report up and I've got a little somethin somethin as well. Drop by sometime this weekend and check us out. We promise not to bite.
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49 comments:

  1. KhadraOctober 30, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    "dead bodies" and "pretty" probably dont belong in the same sentence.

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  2. Logical LibbyOctober 30, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    That is craftacular.

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  3. unmitigated meOctober 30, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    This is so sad. It took me three minutes, at least, to figure out what Khadra was talking about. See what I mean about zombie-immune?

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  4. lynette355October 30, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    i just knew you was up to something this week....saw the smoke signals all the way down here in texas

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  5. HarmonyOctober 30, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    You're one crafty bitch, that’s for sure. Very pretty!

    I have that book on my list of things to read. I have 3 or 4 in front of it, should I be worried about a spoiler?

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  6. CajohOctober 30, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    We'll just call you Captain Crafty. Happy Halloween to you and your matees!

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  7. Conquer The MonkeyOctober 30, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    Martha has nothin' on you guys.

    Will check out the zombie blog!

    happy hallowweeeennnn!
    Cameron

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  8. PseudoOctober 30, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    So, you're a crafty bitch?

    Loved the zombie fun over there last night.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    You tell it to Martha! Knock her down a peg or twenty.

    I am still not getting this zombie thing but you want me to click a link, sure I'll click a link!

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  10. Tuesday GirlOctober 30, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    incredible piece of art you have there.

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  11. MicheleOctober 30, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    The zombie site is awesome! Did you send it to Keely?

    You are a crafty bitch.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    crafty and likes zombies, you may just be perfect!

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  13. JoanneOctober 30, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Zombie Hockey Team - sounds like the Canucks!!

    Hope you and the kids have a safe and fun Halloween!!

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  14. sassy stephanieOctober 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Scrapbooking? SCRAPbooking? Has someone cut your member off?

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  15. Boozy ToothOctober 30, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Who's the crafty bitch now?

    Awesome.

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  16. The Dental MavenOctober 30, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    Hockey? Hockey? Somebody say hockey??

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  17. robinOctober 30, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Martha can suck it!
    A new blog? Cool. Off to check it out.

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  18. PollyannaOctober 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    Martha sucks!

    You are one crafty bitch. Look out K-Mart shoppers, Captain's got a blue light special coming your way!

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  19. Stacey J. WarnerOctober 30, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Sounds like you guys are cookin' up some crazy fun. I will check it out.

    have a great weekend.

    happy halloween.

    much love

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  20. PippaDOctober 30, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    Bowing to you as you are now my master, unlike Martha who has a stolen crown now. ;)

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  21. Everyday GoddessOctober 30, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Crafty Bitch Omnimedia.

    It's really a no brainer for you!

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  22. SweetPeaSurryOctober 30, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Ahhh fabspookulous! I had to make something up since Libby took craftacular!!!

    Brilliant, and I'm sure Martha will be stunned and amazed!!!

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  23. HoodChickOctober 30, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Last time I decorated with body parts, kids were too scared to come up and get candy. Damn wussie american kids!

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  24. MikeOctober 30, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    I love Zombies! I want one! LOL!

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  25. JamieOctober 30, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    Yeah, suck it Martha
    Captain Dumbass is all about the crafty.

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  26. That Janie GirlOctober 30, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    You freakin' rocked that!

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  27. SurprisedMomOctober 31, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    Ok, you've earned the title of Crafty Bitch! I'll check out the new blog this weekend. Happy Halloween!

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  28. AriaOctober 31, 2009 at 3:50 AM

    You are now THE crafty bitch. Do you at least get coffee for that?

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  29. Expat No. 3699October 31, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Fuck Martha, indeed!

    Happy Halloween!

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  30. feefifotoOctober 31, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    That's a great look. Maybe keep it intact all year, huh?

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  31. justmakingourwayOctober 31, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Crafty Bitch, indeed!

    Heading over to the zombie site!

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  32. BethOctober 31, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Crafty bitches do like to scrapbook. Right?

    Now about that hockey game, I LOVE that shit! Hockey is almost as sweet as the Ultimate Fighting Championship games.

    Happy Halloween!

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  33. LauraNovember 1, 2009 at 1:52 AM

    Oh yeah dawg, you're a crafty bitch.

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  34. Vodka MomNovember 1, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    i'm only going over if you promise TO bite.

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  35. jerlynNovember 1, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    loved the pictures, hope kids
    \brought home lots of goulishly
    good candy.
    Now I have to read Pride and Prejudice for Zombies.
    Know it's not on the Zombie
    list, but what about
    "The life and times of the Wicked
    Witch of the West." That was cool.

    ps u can call yourself a "Crafty
    Bitch, just don't let me hear you calling yourself "Son of a Bitch."

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  36. MichelNovember 1, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    So I take it from this post that Canada totally jacked halloween from us as well....You are one crafty bitch o'canada! Crafty bitch indeed!

    Would it kill you to send me a damn candy bar!?

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  37. CaseyNovember 1, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    You are a crafty bitch. Way more than me, the girl who bought paper banners at the dollar store.

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  38. apathy loungeNovember 1, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    Khadra,

    Not unless the bodies are "pretty dead"...as in "mostly dead".

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  39. tattytiaraNovember 1, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    Oooh shiny pretty want to touch!

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  40. Christine GramNovember 2, 2009 at 4:20 AM

    Wait. What the hell is that? Crafty my ass.

    I'll check out the new site though ;)

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  41. NonflammableNovember 2, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    You are....crafty beyotch, that is.

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  42. Carolyn...OnlineNovember 2, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    I'm ok with your love of the undead but scrapbooking? Please tell me you were joking about the scrapbooking.

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  43. DCUrbanDadNovember 2, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    I would pay big bucks to see you and Martha in a cage match.

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  44. LifeofkaylenNovember 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    It is crafty...but it's possible Martha might say that it somewhat looks like you stored your lights in a bowl last year and then just haven't unloaded them yet....

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  45. AnonymousNovember 2, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Nice. I like it.

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  46. Stacy UncorkedNovember 2, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    I like CaJoh's nickname for you...

    Captain Crafty!

    Perfection! :)

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  47. Chris ManciniNovember 2, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    I thought you are going to make the house pretty WITH dead bodies from the title. Kind of a bait and switch. I heard those books are good. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters looks good too.

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  48. Suzy VoicesNovember 3, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    My brother is an editor for Grey's and actually edited a portion of that show. He said it was so hard because of the multiple points of view. I loved that episode as well.

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  49. SurprisedMomNovember 3, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Oh you've got Crafty Bitch written all over you . . .

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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