Have you thought about submitting him as the poster boy for Allegra or Claritin? You could make a FORTUNE. And that's really what it's all about...making money off our kids, right?
Yes pollen sucks! The other day I was sitting on the porch and this ball of fluff went bobbing by my head. Suddenly, bumblebees covered in pollen were everywhere. Country life is calming, country life is also full of allergies. Stupid country life, having to have that yin-yang effect.
Ack! I feel the boy's pain. The moment dust enters the room, I duck for cover. Otherwise, I'd be sneezing and peeing my pants and becoming a totally useless and supine slug. I have those face masks in stock for just that purpose.
I wonder if he will hold up your signs when he learns to read?
I can still bribe my youngest with ice cream to follow my whims, but he would not let me answer the damn phone that was ringing on the wall at Dick's sporting goods yesterday.
I was just going to say, "Dick speaking" An 11 year old telling a 40 year old to behave!!
Poor guy. I agree. My son spends weeks trapped in this never ending cycle of snot and bloody noses from the pollen. It's not pretty.
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ReplyDeleteMagic beans? I want some of that action.
ReplyDeleteThat is pure awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh and you have an award at my place.
Do people throw him money?
ReplyDeleteWait....this *is* Mo Stoneskin's blog, right?
Pseudo: quit showin' off and gettin' in front of me. You tryin' to pull a Vodka Mom number on me???
ReplyDeleteSheesh....
Swine flu must send him into a blind rage...
ReplyDeleteSo. Do your boys know that when you get them to pose it's going straight online?!
ReplyDeletePoor baby. Allergies suck bit time.
ReplyDeleteDoes he do every crazy thing you tell him to do? That rocks!
Awesome picture! I struggle with severe allergies too. I always, always pray for frost. People tend to think I am nuts.... they are probably right.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is priceless! What's going to happen when he starts reading?
ReplyDeleteHope the allergy suckiness goes away soon!
You have to watch that Mo. And you had BETTER go to my blog and follow all instructions. I'm watchin' you....
ReplyDeletePollen does suck, but not as bad as your hockey team....awww, snap!!
ReplyDeletePollen can suck It. Mold. Mold can suck It as well.
ReplyDeleteFresh cut grass can also suck It.
I have to say though, I do enjoy the softball size Loogies.
He is so adorable, so sorry he's sucking in pollens.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya little man. We are all gooped up over here with snotty coughs. Fun times.
ReplyDeleteawe.. poor little man!
ReplyDeleteand I totally agree on the fresh cut grass..
Aww, bless. He could make a fortune doing that.
ReplyDeleteFe. . .Fi. . .Fo. . .Fun! . . .I hear the sneeze of a Candadian!
ReplyDeletePoor kid! We're all sneezing, itchy-eyed, and snotty here too.
ReplyDeleteCute!
*Gasp* you swore! I hope he can't read yet.
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty flippin funny and I feel bad the little guy has allergies.
And yeah, I want some magic beans!!
Have a Super Holiday Weekend
- Jennifer
I really think you need to keep these up. They are amazing.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't the sign read something about swine flu? I mean, that mask, the hysteria... it's just soooo fitting! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on that one buddy it does suck!!! remember when I was a kid and my eyes would swell shut because of Allergies..........blah!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Yes, it does...but THANKFULLY pollen season is OVER here! I was pretty sure it was going to be the death of me!
ReplyDeleteHave you thought about submitting him as the poster boy for Allegra or Claritin? You could make a FORTUNE. And that's really what it's all about...making money off our kids, right?
ReplyDeletei hope i are going to remove peeing
ReplyDeletefor potty sign before he hits high
school!
poor oldest dumbass child, blame your father and your sister for those genes.
bye the way 1st night show turned
out really well. So there...
word.
ReplyDeletePoor guy! My husband and one of my heathens are in the same way.
ReplyDeleteDid you return the magic beans to Ryan? Cuz if not that's kinda jacked up.
ReplyDeleteMy horoscope said to look for signs... I like this one.
ReplyDeleteAmen. We're about to start wearing masks around these parts.
ReplyDeleteI had some magic beans once, but I accidentally put them in my chili. I was sharting giant beanstalks for a week.
ReplyDeletePoor little guy! I sympathize. The hubs and one girls really suffer from this, too. I hope the season is almost over!
ReplyDeleteYes pollen sucks! The other day I was sitting on the porch and this ball of fluff went bobbing by my head. Suddenly, bumblebees covered in pollen were everywhere. Country life is calming, country life is also full of allergies. Stupid country life, having to have that yin-yang effect.
ReplyDeleteDude, those are some cute kids you've got there. Is it wrong that you exploit them for your blog??
ReplyDeleteyeah, I didn't think so either. Best of luck to you when they learn to read and contact their attorney!!
So cute! I may need to borrow your son for a few messages of my own, if that's okay with you.
ReplyDeleteSorry I was distracted by the sheer number of awards on your sidebar...the Dora one is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your son is a good sport! Feel better!
Have a great weekend!
I agree. Buy stock in Mucinex.
ReplyDeleteStrangely enough, my kids haven't had much in terms of allergies yet...usually by this time, they're suffering somethin' fierce.
ReplyDeleteHe's all set for a trip to Mexico
ReplyDeleteaw but he's so freaking cute with that mask
ReplyDeleteI need a pollen mask for my eyes.
ReplyDeleteAck! I feel the boy's pain. The moment dust enters the room, I duck for cover. Otherwise, I'd be sneezing and peeing my pants and becoming a totally useless and supine slug. I have those face masks in stock for just that purpose.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he will hold up your signs when he learns to read?
ReplyDeleteI can still bribe my youngest with ice cream to follow my whims, but he would not let me answer the damn phone that was ringing on the wall at Dick's sporting goods yesterday.
I was just going to say, "Dick speaking" An 11 year old telling a 40 year old to behave!!
that is a classic.
ReplyDelete(I'm out pumping up my garden. we are SO kicking your ass)
Pollen blows.
ReplyDeleteI ate all the magic beans.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
*magical fart*
醫學美容是新興的行業。
ReplyDeletePollen *does* suck, but I'm distracted by the comment before mine. Is that a really bad swearword or something?
ReplyDeleteEllie
Pollen does suck. I had to laugh at the picture though...does that make me a horrible person?
ReplyDeleteAlso I heard Ryan smoked your magic beans.
We had our pollen season about six weeks ago and it sucked major ass. Looks like you've got the right idea with the Michael Jackson mask.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. I went running outside yesterday and when I woke up this morning, my throat was swollen and I could hardly swallow. Pollen Sucks.
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