Monday, February 16, 2009

Everybody's A Critic

On advice of my Privy Council I will not be posting today.



"We didn't tell you not to post, we said your idea sucked."

"WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TALK?!"

"Meow. Who's the diva today?"



"AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"
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44 comments:

  1. Christine GramFebruary 16, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    And yet you still make me laugh.

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  2. KatFebruary 16, 2009 at 1:39 AM

    I don't know if Beta's are nearly as deadly as a tank full of sharks. You really need to talk to SL about installing the shark tank.

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  3. ♥ BrajaFebruary 16, 2009 at 3:42 AM

    Hilarious. Short and sweet. Love it.

    Oh, and btw? You're insane...

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  4. Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff...February 16, 2009 at 3:53 AM

    Are you teasing your poor fish with little plastic men again?? Me thinks you ate grape "NUTS" for breakfast this morning :)

    Steady On
    Reggie Girl

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  5. Irish GumboFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:03 AM

    Brilliant, but is the fish okay?

    I don't know why it is, but the dudes with the blue shirts always remind me of German riot police, and the band Rammstein.

    "Feuer Frei", Herr Dummarsch!

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  6. Wicked Step MomFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:04 AM

    Stormtrooper water boarding!!!! You forgot the cloth to cover his face... *sigh* Canadians...

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  7. MicheleFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:18 AM

    So criticism is dealt with harshly in Capt. Dumbassland?

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  8. Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) MommyFebruary 16, 2009 at 6:17 AM

    Remind me never to critique your work...

    LOL. You're too funny.

    BTW, have you been over to my blog? Something kinda cool is going on, you might want to check it out...

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  9. wendysitoFebruary 16, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    ooooooh forceful!

    You ARE a diva, O Captain, my Captain.


    dunk me now? :)

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  10. Sprite's KeeperFebruary 16, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    Playing with toys, Cap'n? Meh, I've been accused myself. Have fun! And congrats? :-)

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  11. LazyMomFebruary 16, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    Don't drown the Lego people! I love the Lego people! I love them so much I even pick them up rather than sucking them into the vacuum cleaner they way I do with Lite Brite and Barbie accessories.

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  12. CakeletFebruary 16, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    What is it about Lego men that's just so damn compelling?

    I think it's their hands...

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  13. Sarah's Blogtastic AdventuresFebruary 16, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    Congrats on winning!!!

    Funny story...when I was little I swalloed Luke Skywalker (get your mind out of the gutter) I mean had to go to the hospital cause my cousin dared me to swallow the action figure...: )

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  14. The Stiletto MomFebruary 16, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    Why is the fish floating upside down?

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  15. PseudoFebruary 16, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    I ave a dead beta fish floating around in its bowl for two days now. We are all waiting to see who takes care of the funeral flushing.

    BTW Congrats on he said she said.

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  16. sassy stephanieFebruary 16, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    I am now super scared of you. I'm so glad I'm not that storm trooper.

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    Wow. I really want to come up with something witty, but I got nada. It's monday morning and all.
    Congrats on your He Blogs, She Blogs win!!!!!

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  18. steenky beeFebruary 16, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    What movie did you rent? I hope it's worth the pain you caused all your readers by not posting. Selfish jerk. Oooh, unless it was something not CGI or kid related in any way. I would totally break a stranger's leg to not have to watch Cars or Spongebob over and over.

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  19. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)February 16, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    What movie did you rent? Wait. . .I know! Star Wars. No, Jaws! No! The Cat in the Hat! Finding Nemo???

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    Well, I guess death by fish is better than death by Vader...

    :)

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  21. Jenny GraceFebruary 16, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Strange, we seem to have the same Privy Council. Except my Beta was assassinated in the night...

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  22. blissfully caffeinatedFebruary 16, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    You gave me your damn headache and I think I'm dying.

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  23. PeggyFebruary 16, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    I'm sorta pissed my boy was never interested in legos. They look like they can provide hours of enjoyment! :)

    Congrats on He Said/She said...I knew you would win (I didn't vote either cuz you told us not to vote for you just because we're loyal readers!)

    Lemme guess...the fish is named something Star Warsy.

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  24. Cape Cod GalFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Wow! That is some strong Kool Aid you're drinking there!

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  25. GrantFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Your non-posts are really good.

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  26. JulieFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    It's possible you shouldn't listen to little plastic figures. Unless they're telling you to send me money, THAT's the only reason to listen.

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  27. KhadraFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    why does your council need helmets? What are you making them do?

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    congratulations!! it was a really hard decision to choose between you and a couple of others. but i did it. i voted for you, so don't be letting us down next monday! lol yeah right. i'm sure you're shakin' in you boots, right?

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    'You have failed me for the last time...'

    @Irish Gumbo - Dude! Rammstein is my favorite German band! Du Hast is the best song, like, ever!

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  30. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    I spent the morning constructing a lego Crusty Crab Burger joint and matching burger car. Alas, half of Patrick is missing in action. We will miss him. For he was wise.

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  31. Mama DawgFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    Um....is your fish dead? He looks dead.

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  32. Maggie MayFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    what movie did you rent?

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  33. CDBFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Poor beta, he's pretty. Any post with storm troopers is a sure thing, diva or no diva.

    Thanks for the fly-over! Ironically, I teach a kid's yoga class on Sat. mornings, to 3-5 yr olds. They wouldn't be confused by KID yoga!

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  34. ChurchPunkMomFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    sweet! torture on a Monday..

    Congrats on the contest. ;)

    and thanks for playing 'pass the migraine'.. it was fun, no?

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  35. Fragrant LiarFebruary 16, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    Must have been that delicious smelly brain comment. It always comes back around, doesn't it?

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  36. The Dental MavenFebruary 16, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Ahhhh. Just got back from TheWiseYoungMommy. Now I get it!!! And Congrats!

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  37. Jennifer and SandiFebruary 16, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Noooooooooooooooo Not the Beta Tank, Noooooooooooooo


    Enough of these childish games, I'm going to go workout!

    - Jennifer

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  38. kelFebruary 16, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    you are silly, silly, silly.

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  39. Vodka MomFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Who's your daddy now?????

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  40. Momo FaliFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    I need people around who tell me when my ideas suck. I'm off to buy some Legos.

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  41. CaseyFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    I think you're the diva and it's well-deserved. Congrats on the HBSB nomination, you had my vote...

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  42. KeelyFebruary 16, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    Yeah, that pretty red and blue fish looks SCARY. Can't you borrow a pirahna from somewhere or something?

    Congrats on your HBSB win!

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  43. EricFebruary 19, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Be kind, he's just a clone!

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  44. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Even a lack of post, is a post. You da bomb

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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