Monday, September 22, 2008

I Had Something To Post This Morning, But After I Saw This...

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Oh... wait a second... I remembered writing a story about dinosaurs and children a year ago, back when I didn't have any bloggy friends. If you're interested, here it is.

Thanks to [bb-blog]


  1. Do I get the top bunk or the bottom bunk?

  2. That's one of your choices. I recommend it. It will buy you a few seconds.

  3. Is this a life or death situation? I mean, I know the obvious answer, but I'd rather bunk with a Triceratops.

  4. Oh no, it's life or death. If you click on the "How Long Would You Survive?" link it will ask you 10 questions that determines how long you'd last. The outcome is never in your favour.

  5. Dude...I'm such a wimp. I'd only last 41 seconds. I thought for sure when I said I'd choke him with the chain while he was distracted with my ripped off arm, that I would totally kick his ass.

    Of course, now that I'm remembering "Jurassic Park", I think it'd totally kick my ass.

    And then eat me.

    How did you, oh fearful one of the snails, manage to last over a minute?

  6. Yeah. 25 seconds. Am giant wuss.

  7. 38 sad. LOL but doesn't the velociraptor have the poisonous spit? or am i confusing it w another? one spit and we're doomed LOL


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