In the bathroom last night...
Mommy: Mommy's got meat stuck in her teeth. 'Cause she's a meat eater.
Liam: Mommy's a meteor?
Daddy: No. MEAT EATER.
Mommy: Mommy eats meat.
Liam: I jump.
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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.