Paradise Lost
ADAM: Paradise has arbitrary dietary restrictions?
DEVIL: They're really more like guidelines.
GOD: Incorrect.
Moby-Dick
ISHMAEL: I'm existential.
AHAB: Really? Try vengeance.
ISHMAEL: I dig this dynamic. Can we drag it out for 600 pages?
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Lit 101
From McSweeney's, Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less:
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