In Sheet

Bern and I are in the back room folding sheets that have just come out of the dryer when Connor walks in.

Connor: What are you doing?

Daddy: Mommy and Daddy are folding sheets, hon.

Connor (trying to get past us by going under the sheet): Hey, don't sheet me!

Daddy (hee hee): Mommy and Daddy are getting their sheet squared away.

Connor: (more unintelligible talk about sheets)

Daddy: We're getting our sheet together.

Daddy: Are you sheeting me?

Mommy: Daddy...