Connor: How come Chewie is a wookie?
Me: Because he's a wookie. How come you're a human?
Connor: Because I'm a hu- because I don't have stocks.
Me: What?
Connor: Because I don't have stocks.
Me: What kind of stocks?
Connor: Stalks that grow out of the snails head.
Time for a drink.
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ReplyDeleteah well, atleast HE thinks he knows what he is talking about.
ReplyDeleteMake mine a double.
ReplyDeleteDid you take my kid? Sounds like my conversations with my kids. Yes, time to drink.
ReplyDeletei needs one too...
ReplyDeleteand, at least he's sure he's not a wookie.
Smirnoff Ice tonight, I'll have one for each of you.
ReplyDeleteI want stalks. I'd have to give up my hat collection though.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Must get going on the drinking tonight!
ReplyDeleteI'll drink a shot of cough syrup to that...followed by Smirnoff. I love your kids.
ReplyDeletePS: Dude, you are totally going to have to email me a topic. 6 days in and I got nothin'. Given your twisted brain, it will take me three days to figure it out which will no doubt spur some other ideas. Hey, I'd do it for you.
ReplyDeleteNOT FIRST! Khadra, being first is so like two weeks ago....
ReplyDeleteUm, who's taking the drink? Connor? Are Canadians really that way?
Dude, you're so going to use all your posts up before the end of the month. I'm nervous for you.
Actually, I'm not, you're amazing. You can write about anything. Well, you can't write about American Thanksving at the end of the month. That's where all your neighbor's to the south may have a leg up on you.
Also, I'd be really wary of Stiletto Mom. A high-heeled woman swigging cough syrup and professing love for your kids? Honestly.
Multiply that by a thousand, and you'll have my day. My 3-year old is in his "Why" phase. I've given up.
ReplyDeleteDo my hairplugs count as stocks? 'Cause then I totally have stocks. Like a snail.
ReplyDeleteOohhh...what kind of drink? Can I join you?
ReplyDeletewell, d'uh.
ReplyDeleteI thought we were human because we have opposable thumbs?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you drink? Will you share? You can throw it in the package with the waffles I'm still waiting for.
Well, he's got a point.
ReplyDeleteAnd quit posting at such crazy hours of the day. I didn't even see this post until just now and it's been out there, waiting, for hours.
hehe That's a good answer! I like the way that kid thinks. I want stalks...that'd be cool.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most intelligent answer from a kid I've ever heard. I am appeased.
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