Showing posts with label what is wrong with you. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what is wrong with you. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Huh?

Connor: How come Chewie is a wookie?
Me: Because he's a wookie. How come you're a human?
Connor: Because I'm a hu- because I don't have stocks.
Me: What?
Connor: Because I don't have stocks.
Me: What kind of stocks?
Connor: Stalks that grow out of the snails head.

Time for a drink.