From Obama's acceptance speech:
And I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last 16 years the rock of our family, the love of my life, the nation's next first lady Michelle Obama.
Me: You are the rock of this family, baby. You're my stone.
Supreme Leader: Like a kidney stone?
Me: Exactly.
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Bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteOr a millstone around your neck.
*snort*
I loved that speech BTW. And now my kids want a puppy.
I liked the speech, and I'm pretty sure you were supposed to offer to 'rock' her world.
ReplyDeleteHa, that must be one Supreme kidney stone.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny
ReplyDeleteHAR HAR
The Supreme Leader is funny
Ahhhh...this totally answers the question of exactly why she's the Supreme Leader.
ReplyDeleteLead on, sassy woman, lead on.
Careful, you could get stoned for that remark. Doesn't Canada still have that punishment?
ReplyDeleteLove your short and sweet stuff!
Linked!
Short and sweet and you still crack me up!! Supreme Leader's got some humor, but you better watch out, because I'm guessing she's got some spunk too!!
ReplyDeleteNow that, my friend, is true love!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh! How sweet! But I don't think the Supreme Leader was buying it.
ReplyDeleteYour little speach is more appropiate in my house :)
ReplyDeletehaha. niiiice.
ReplyDeletelove.
sounds eerily like something you'd hear at my house...
Your wife must love you very much to put up with you. She also seems to be on to you.
ReplyDeletethat sounds about right.....
ReplyDeleteYou totally GET each other...that's love. Weird love, but love.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Perfect answer.
ReplyDelete:D
One time, someone told me that I was sort of like a tumor. I just grew on them over time. Then I slapped him. Then I divorced him. Then I married his brother. Then at a Nicaraguan wedding a terrorist shot us and left all of us for dead. Wait, I think I'm confusing my life with an episode of Dynasty. Thanks for the 100!! I was thrilled and laughing all the way to work reading your comments. :) You rock. You rock especially hard when your inebriated.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't get much more romantic than kidney stones.
ReplyDeletelol...it's so wonderful to know where you stand.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it Awfuly cold for sleeping Outside?
ReplyDeleteSave those Gems for the Summer months.
That is true love rught there, my friend. True love indeed.
ReplyDeleteI meant, "right there."
ReplyDeleteIt sounded like I was using some obscure canadian colloquialism.
I think Jen M. really DID mean "rught". I think it is a neo-liberal slam they use in Cali.
ReplyDeletekelley-you kind of lost me on the puppy
ReplyDeletemaw-like I don't every day
casey-Rock of Gibraltar
jamie-she's getting too many fans
md-see above
sprite-yes, but we use snow balls
deemarie-spunk, yes, you could call it that
kat-We just scream Hallmark
michelle-she's not so gullible anymore
colepack & ali-your husbands are obviously good men
khadra-don't you mean the other way around?
tuesday-just about
tattooed-you know it
goodfather-totally blew juice out my nose when she said it
steenk-I was having fun with that. I poured a glass of wine for SL but ended up drinking all of it while I was talking to her. Oops.
jenni-what's more romantic that agonizing pain?
heinous-I'm sure you know
ciii-cold and wet
bc-I'm sending you some snow
I've HAD a kidney stone, Captain. You'll need to pick another kind of stone if you want to send your lady a compliment. Just saying. And yes, I've got Obama's speech on TiVo and I've watched it about ten times.
ReplyDeletehehe You guys are hilarious.
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