Bullying Toys: Only You Can Stop It

Went out shopping with the boys yesterday. We took them to Toys R Us and told them they could each get a small Lego toy. Small. Connor immediately wanted a $70 helicopter and lost it when we said no. Liam grabbed the first small box he could find and was happy. Neither of them picked the Star Wars one I wanted them to get so I bought it for myself. Damn kids.



Rebel Scouts: So boys, what do we have here? An airplane mail man and... who are you supposed to be?

New guy: Name's Crystal Hawk, I'm from the Mars Mission.

Rebels: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Crystal Hawk? What kind of a dumb ass name is that? Good luck with the three year old, ahahahaha!


Crystal Hawk: Funny, last time I saw you bitches you were giving up Princess Leia to the Empire. You losers are as bad as those red shirt morons that always die in Star Trek.



Rebels: Not so funny now, mofo.



Me: Ok boys, this shit is not cool. Yes, you're my guys but you can't go pulling this stuff on the other toys. Now put him back together and get the hell off my cell phone.



Rebels: Sir, he said you really wanted Stormtroopers. Is that true?

Me: How about any more questions and I'll let the boys play with you. You want some of that?