Except not really because I'm writing this last Friday night (hello future!). I have to take my dying computer in for emergency surgery. Either that or see if I can skip my flat iMac like a pebble across my backyard after its gone through my window. That's not fair, my Mac is ancient, computer wise. And I want to make sure the problem(s) lie(s) with it before screaming at my internet provider.
Because Supreme Leader is, in some ways, just as lazy as I am, we were using a cookbook as a mouse pad for the longest time. We have a laser mouse but didn't have a proper mouse pad for it and never got around to buying one. We finally picked one up last month but the damn thing has a pattern on it and the laser bounces all over the damn place and takes my cursor with it. Screw you, technology!
I was once invited to go on the Jerry Springer show.
There's a new trailer out for 2012. I don't care if this movie doesn't have a plot... I don't care if it even has a story or actors, I just want to see all the special effects disaster. If you do watch the clip, wait until the end and see what happens to the aircraft carrier, John F. Kennedy. Cool.
That's it. You know the rest, go to Keely's and grab your own cup of purple Kool-Aid.