Except not really because I'm writing this last Friday night (hello future!). I have to take my dying computer in for emergency surgery. Either that or see if I can skip my flat iMac like a pebble across my backyard after its gone through my window. That's not fair, my Mac is ancient, computer wise. And I want to make sure the problem(s) lie(s) with it before screaming at my internet provider.
Don't like my randomless random?
Michelle Pathé
Because Supreme Leader is, in some ways, just as lazy as I am, we were using a cookbook as a mouse pad for the longest time. We have a laser mouse but didn't have a proper mouse pad for it and never got around to buying one. We finally picked one up last month but the damn thing has a pattern on it and the laser bounces all over the damn place and takes my cursor with it. Screw you, technology!
Essayons
Interactive murder map of New York. What? Don't give me that. We both know you're going to click on the link and try it.
I was once invited to go on the Jerry Springer show.
There's a new trailer out for 2012. I don't care if this movie doesn't have a plot... I don't care if it even has a story or actors, I just want to see all the special effects disaster. If you do watch the clip, wait until the end and see what happens to the aircraft carrier, John F. Kennedy. Cool.
That's it. You know the rest, go to Keely's and grab your own cup of purple Kool-Aid.
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Interactive murder map - are you serious? Of course I'm gonna click it cause its my most fav place on the planet and if I ever win the lotto I'm moving there. I've got to see the best place to live and not to be killed.
ReplyDeleteThat post it is great. I think I'm going to have to borrow that one.
Happy RTT and I hope your computer comes back in better condition than it left.
You cookbook is a multitasker, very cool! And, it's not lazy it's resourceful. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteSome great randomness Captain; hope the iMac gets cured instead of buried.
ReplyDeleteDo they have that for Detroit too? Thatd be wild!
ReplyDeleteToday's lesson: Don't be a black or Hispanic guy in Brooklyn in June.
ReplyDeleteI'm still expecting your visits to my blog from a library computer.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know.
That screwy sea photo has messed with my brain.
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I hate that mouse pad conundrum. I had a shiny mouse pad at my old work and it took me half a day to figure out what the hell was wrong with my mouse. May your computer live long and prosper.
ReplyDeleteGood luck on the 'puter prob. The murder map didn't take me anywhere, but now I'm curious so I'll look it up.
ReplyDeleteHappy randomness.
Oooh. I think I need to make a t-shirt out of that post-it!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your computer. I had my nightmare from hell a few months ago. Suuuucked!
I love my imac. It almost died on me. I bought a PC while waiting for the repair. I don't even use the new computer. LOVE APPLE!! My kids and hubby use the PC now.
ReplyDeleteJust open the damn PodBay door HAL...
ReplyDeleteI don't have a mouse pad, either. Go figure, I'm lazy.
ReplyDeleteYou uh, forgot some details on the Jerry Springer story.
The Jerry Springer show...WHY?!?
ReplyDeleteOnce a Mac goes it goes permanently. Sorry. I've owned nothing but Macs since the first one came out and my experience says that when it dies, it dies spectacularly and there is generally no recovery. But at least you can avoid the blue screen of death.
ReplyDeleteAnd that map? I clicked on it of course. Who knew so many people in NYC got into disputes. Such a vague term for something that ends so horribly. Though there do appear to be a few areas Queens that seems safe.
Please pass along my wishes for a speedy recovery to your ailing computer.
ReplyDeleteYour site was a lot of fun today. Of course I clicked on the interactive map and anything else I could click on! And, although I'm not a movie-goer, I AM SEEING 2012. I am so hooked after seeing the trailer . . . twice. Loved your Random Tuesday Thoughts! But why were you invited to go on Jerry Springer?
ReplyDeleteRandom at it's best. Fie on your mouse pad. I'm not sure how I feel about these laser mice. They do complicate things...
ReplyDeleteThe picture of the guy on the rocks and the ocean caused me to tilt my head this way and that so I could figure it out. It was during this motion one of my clients decided to drop in. Now there is a rumor I drink at the office.
ReplyDeleteYour random post is crazy. I love it.
ReplyDeleteHappy RTT!
I Played too!
The murder map is kind of cool in a sinister way. And about the mouse mat - we've given up on it altogether. Now we have a scratched-up table instead.
ReplyDeleteNeed more Jerry Springer info. You tease.
ReplyDeleteThere's a website here in California where you can find a map of all the registered pedophiles in your area, complete with photos and details of what they'd been convicted of. They all seem to gather together in certain neighborhoods. I only have one within a mile of my home, and he's only a flasher, so I'm like, whatever.
Hope ur computer gets well soon!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna check out the map, although it totally creeps me out. You've outdone yourself today!
ReplyDeleteWhat you need here is clickable Jerry Springer map. See if all his guests are concentrated in a few areas.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing you have all your teeth, no major drug problems & are not married to a blood relative - why'd you get invited? Do you secretly weigh 800 lbs?
Sometimes it is cool to just watch shit get blow up or destroyed.
ReplyDeleteAnd I did click through to the murder map. Now that is depressing. Thanks man!
Holy special effects Batman. I am in for 2012 plot or not.
ReplyDeleteI have similar computer problems. I hope yours get fixed. Meanwhile mine is a work computer so I have to beg for a new one.
Why was Jerry Springer sniffing around?
ReplyDeletebrb NY Murder Map...
Maybe the computer was a vegetarian or something and didn't like the recipes in the cookbook. . . ever think of that one???
ReplyDeletecan you make me an interactive map of known locations of computer demons? because mine seems to have an endless supply and i'm thinking about moving, buying a new computer, and using twine to connect to the internet.
ReplyDeletei'm so totally itching to check out the murder map that i'm absent of a witty comment.
ReplyDeletebut i'd still like to see you skip your iMac across the backyard. and you should have someone video tape it.
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Sorry to hear about the computer crap. That's such a big pain in the patootie.
ReplyDeleteIs that 2012 any kind of sequel to 2001 or 2010? I might be interested in seeing it!
ReplyDeleteJesus, I have to TELL YOU that I shouted you out on my comments post, cost you DON'T COME OVER??? Why do I do this? Why? Why???
ReplyDeleteOh and hey, now you know how I feel posting in India, cos it's always the future here. No really. It is. Until you look out the freakin' window, that is....
which shows a view of my garden which is superb. Absolutely superb. You and Vodka Mom? Phhst....
Jerry Springer? I am intrigued... elaborate.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you have to fess up the Jerry Springer story.
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