Thursday, March 12, 2009

SAHD Haute Cuisine

To Vodka Mom with love. Sometimes, I even amaze myself.





In case you're wondering: Sunflower flax bread, Tuscan-style roasted ham, Kraft Extra Cheddar cheese slice, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and a light kiss of Miracle Whip.

76 comments:

  1. I'm speechless.

    Well, for a second anyway.

    That was THE LAST thing I wanted to see at 7am, now I feel like skipping breakfast, which will mean I devour my lunch at 9, which will mean I either a) buy a second lunch (and it won't involve ham or macaroni I can tell you that) or b) hold out and eventually stagger home a frail wreck.

    Thanks

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  2. You are English so your food criticism will not be heard here.

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  3. my kids would prob SO eat that lol they're teen/tweens, but still love mac n' cheese. ok, maybe stepson wouldn't put it in his sandwich, but my girls have been known to make spaghetti sandwiches so...lol

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  4. Sometimes genius comes as an invention that saves millions of lives or in a vaccine that cures soem horrid disease.

    Other times it's a kick-ass sandwich.

    I recognize it in all its forms, is my point.

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  5. Can I get one to go? And I don't want fries with it.

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  6. When the heart attack gets you can I have all your LEGO guys?

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  7. You are a regular Galloping Freakin' Gourmet! That's some serious haute cuisine dude!

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  8. Dude, you totally ruined it with the mayo.

    P.S. If Middle Aged Mom gets your Legos, can I have your Star Wars stuff?

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  9. Sory. Not cut into little people shapes. No good.

    My kids wouldn't eat it unless it was rolled up in a tortilla. They will eat anything rolled in a tortilla, but if you add mac & cheese, or rice, it is even better.

    Great sneak with the nutritional value, with the bread there though.

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  10. Wow! That's interesting looking.
    VodkaMom's getting plastered on the beach, share with someone else, she'll never know!

    :)

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  11. Since everyone is calling dibs on your stuff once you drop from the cholesterol overdose, can I have your moniker and avatar? I can do some evil things with that!
    (And take the ham out of the sandwich and you'll have me drooling.)

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  12. what? It's going to kill you to fry that in oil? amateur ;)

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  13. I know that is not what you are feeding me when I get there....

    if the BP even let's my happy ass across the border.


    ok..I'll deal with it.. just have beer.

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  14. Okay, I don't eat ham but even I thought that looked pretty damn good.
    Question: how do you keep the macaroni from falling out with every bite? Or is that half the fun?
    PS- Aren't your friends so nice? Divvying up your stuff before the body is even cold?

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  15. Man..am I the only one that's willing to say it???
    That's nasty!!!

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  16. Heather! Agreed! Sorry Dumbass!

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  17. OMG! My keyboard does not thank you.

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  18. You had me until you said Miracle Whip. Still, that looks kickass.

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  19. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...didn't need to see that this early, thanks!

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  20. You should submit those photos to this site. It may not be horrible enough to warrant posting, but maybe if you topped it with butterscotch sauce and gummi bears that would put it over the top.

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  21. I still haven't recovered and he showed the pictures two days ago.

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  22. Supreme leader even is grossed out!

    Remember how Mr. Waffle has Heart Disease? The question I keep asking is: would the sight of all his beloved former foods on one useful sandwich be nostalgic or torture?...

    Eh. Sending this to him anyway...

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  23. I was going to say something about how unhealthy that looks, but then I read something about sunflower flax, so I guess I was wrong.

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  24. I... I.... um....

    ....i just ...

    ?

    oh dear.

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  25. Other than the Miracle whip, why the hell not!

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  26. Right. On.

    Stuff some Frito's in that bad boy and mission accomplished.

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  27. Substitute cream cheese for the Miracle Whip, maybe add tomatoes, and you'd have a winner in my book! Too bad the mac&cheese won't work with the grilled-cheese-man shape though.

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  28. That is so wrong on so many different levels....

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  29. I always mention my inspirations in my recipe posts, but what inspired you to come up with this one? You will have to make a follow-up post explaining the story behind this unique creation.

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  30. you are like the best dad ever. EVER.

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  31. OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS AWESOME. Just figure out how to fry it in vodka.

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  32. That looks ORGASMIC.

    You should have added bacon.

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  33. That actually looks REALLY good. I feel like I'm doing good with frozen chicken nuggets for lunch. ;)

    You, sir, are an ARTIST!

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  34. Do not listen to the naysayers. This, my friend, is the definition of awesome.

    Really. There's a picture of this sandwich in the dictionary next to the word awesome.

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  35. I think, if I made one of those for my husband, I would actually get laid.

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  36. It's no good, dude. You can't make grilled cheese men out of THAT.

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  37. OMG! I never thought that there could be MORE done with mac and cheese...again, I am in heavnly bliss with the possiblities of this new food idea!! Hummm, I really, really love mac and cheese!

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  38. holy shit. That is NOT what I had in mind.


    HAHAHAHAHA


    lol

    Would a martini go with that????

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  39. 1:16 and I haven't ate lunch yet! Man you are killing me with those pictures. I think I just drooled myself.

    Damn you Captain, Damn you all to HELL!

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  40. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  41. you really need to get out more...
    I hope you're not looking for us
    to provide such exotic, haute
    cuisine when you come up here to
    the North Country.

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  42. jerlyn - is there heart disease rampant in your family? If so, I think I know why...maybe it gets balanced out by all the Thai food.

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  43. You and food. You need to start a food blog, too.

    this is genius. sheer cheezy genius!

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  44. I was going to ask if SL had seen that, but she answered. Does she let you - or, gasp, the kids - EAT it??

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  45. That's awesome. I'm speechless...could be because I'm suppressing a gag, but whatever.

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  46. I can't believe I have never thought of this! I spent a whole decade coming home totally shit faced at 2 am and making whatever craptastic snack I could come up with, and somehow this idea escaped me! Well done. Oh, and - ew.

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  47. My kids would be sooo into that. I think I'll make it for breakfast.

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  48. You have something waiting for you over at my place :)

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  49. Sweet Baby Jesus...you're a genius. Now, of course, I'll be craving mac&cheese for the rest of the day, but bless you for this idea. I'm totally going to try this.

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  50. You are truly creative..
    That looks spectacularly disgusing..
    Well done!

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  51. Holy crap balls covered in cheese.

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  52. So you've gotten a job in the Kraft test kitchen?

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  53. I would like you to know that my husband actually called me on the phone to tell me to go to your blog and check out this sandwich.

    Yeah, I think he wants me to make him one. You think?

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  54. HOLY!! Does that ever LOOK GOOD!!

    I wonder if it would taste good with a beer?

    Heck, everything is best with a beer!

    Have a super weekend!
    - Jennifer

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  55. Oh, if it didn't have the Miracle Whip. I'd even be ok with Mayo... but Miracle Whip?? YUCK!

    And I agree with Michelle... should've been cut into little grilled mac-n-cheese men.

    Give Liam a kiss for me... I've been missing him!

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  56. I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


    Kaylee

    http://grillsblog.com

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  57. I don't know if I'm supposed to like those pictures or they look edible because I am starving!

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  58. I HAD to come back for a little more toast.


    ha.

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  59. I am impressed and disgusted all at the same time.

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  60. Okay, I gotta know...did you really eat it? Please answer so I can finally sleep at night.

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  61. I love this so much I'm giving you an award. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to put a link in my blog so you'll have to go visit my blog to pick it up. Just not as cool as you. Sorry.

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  62. so does this creation fall into the "it all goes to the same place" category? how did you come up with this interesting sandwich

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  63. I'm craving Kraft macaroni and cheese. I can honestly say that has never happened. Most unfortunate.

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  64. how is it when you post about any sort of cheese product, your fan base goes crazy?

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  65. Dude - that looks so yummy!!! Little Man would eat all that up in a matter of minutes. Can I come to your house for lunch next time?

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  66. ewwww.. you had me until Miracle Whip. Then ya just had to go and ruin it. lol.....

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  67. I think my arteries hardened from just looking at that sandwich. But if your kids will eat it ...

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  68. That is amazing. It's my lunch dream come true!

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  69. Dammit, Captain. You got my OWN KID to prove me wrong.

    You will pay, buddy, believe me, you WILL PAY!

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  70. batter it, deep fry it, and sprinkle it with powered sugar.

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  71. YUM. Never even heard of this. These are also phenomenal photos of your subject.

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  72. I go by this post and still cannot find this appetizing..

    it looks unnatural..
    I .. I don't know what to say!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.