In case you're wondering: Sunflower flax bread, Tuscan-style roasted ham, Kraft Extra Cheddar cheese slice, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and a light kiss of Miracle Whip.
Meteorite Hunter
12 hours ago
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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I'm speechless.
ReplyDeleteWell, for a second anyway.
That was THE LAST thing I wanted to see at 7am, now I feel like skipping breakfast, which will mean I devour my lunch at 9, which will mean I either a) buy a second lunch (and it won't involve ham or macaroni I can tell you that) or b) hold out and eventually stagger home a frail wreck.
Thanks
You are English so your food criticism will not be heard here.
ReplyDeletemy kids would prob SO eat that lol they're teen/tweens, but still love mac n' cheese. ok, maybe stepson wouldn't put it in his sandwich, but my girls have been known to make spaghetti sandwiches so...lol
ReplyDeleteSometimes genius comes as an invention that saves millions of lives or in a vaccine that cures soem horrid disease.
ReplyDeleteOther times it's a kick-ass sandwich.
I recognize it in all its forms, is my point.
Can I get one to go? And I don't want fries with it.
ReplyDeleteWhen the heart attack gets you can I have all your LEGO guys?
ReplyDeleteYou are a regular Galloping Freakin' Gourmet! That's some serious haute cuisine dude!
ReplyDeleteDude, you totally ruined it with the mayo.
ReplyDeleteP.S. If Middle Aged Mom gets your Legos, can I have your Star Wars stuff?
Sory. Not cut into little people shapes. No good.
ReplyDeleteMy kids wouldn't eat it unless it was rolled up in a tortilla. They will eat anything rolled in a tortilla, but if you add mac & cheese, or rice, it is even better.
Great sneak with the nutritional value, with the bread there though.
Wow! That's interesting looking.
ReplyDeleteVodkaMom's getting plastered on the beach, share with someone else, she'll never know!
:)
Since everyone is calling dibs on your stuff once you drop from the cholesterol overdose, can I have your moniker and avatar? I can do some evil things with that!
ReplyDelete(And take the ham out of the sandwich and you'll have me drooling.)
what? It's going to kill you to fry that in oil? amateur ;)
ReplyDeleteI know that is not what you are feeding me when I get there....
ReplyDeleteif the BP even let's my happy ass across the border.
ok..I'll deal with it.. just have beer.
Okay, I don't eat ham but even I thought that looked pretty damn good.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: how do you keep the macaroni from falling out with every bite? Or is that half the fun?
PS- Aren't your friends so nice? Divvying up your stuff before the body is even cold?
Man..am I the only one that's willing to say it???
ReplyDeleteThat's nasty!!!
Heather! Agreed! Sorry Dumbass!
ReplyDeleteOMG! My keyboard does not thank you.
ReplyDeleteokay... ew. lol
ReplyDeleteYou had me until you said Miracle Whip. Still, that looks kickass.
ReplyDeleteI think I just threw up a little in my mouth...didn't need to see that this early, thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou should submit those photos to this site. It may not be horrible enough to warrant posting, but maybe if you topped it with butterscotch sauce and gummi bears that would put it over the top.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't recovered and he showed the pictures two days ago.
ReplyDeleteSupreme leader even is grossed out!
ReplyDeleteRemember how Mr. Waffle has Heart Disease? The question I keep asking is: would the sight of all his beloved former foods on one useful sandwich be nostalgic or torture?...
Eh. Sending this to him anyway...
I was going to say something about how unhealthy that looks, but then I read something about sunflower flax, so I guess I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteI... I.... um....
ReplyDelete....i just ...
?
oh dear.
Other than the Miracle whip, why the hell not!
ReplyDeleteRight. On.
ReplyDeleteStuff some Frito's in that bad boy and mission accomplished.
Substitute cream cheese for the Miracle Whip, maybe add tomatoes, and you'd have a winner in my book! Too bad the mac&cheese won't work with the grilled-cheese-man shape though.
ReplyDeleteThat is so wrong on so many different levels....
ReplyDeleteI always mention my inspirations in my recipe posts, but what inspired you to come up with this one? You will have to make a follow-up post explaining the story behind this unique creation.
ReplyDeleteyou are like the best dad ever. EVER.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD THAT LOOKS AWESOME. Just figure out how to fry it in vodka.
ReplyDeleteThat looks ORGASMIC.
ReplyDeleteYou should have added bacon.
That actually looks REALLY good. I feel like I'm doing good with frozen chicken nuggets for lunch. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou, sir, are an ARTIST!
Do not listen to the naysayers. This, my friend, is the definition of awesome.
ReplyDeleteReally. There's a picture of this sandwich in the dictionary next to the word awesome.
I think, if I made one of those for my husband, I would actually get laid.
ReplyDeleteOh my god I think I need a cigarette!! ; )
ReplyDeleteIt's no good, dude. You can't make grilled cheese men out of THAT.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I never thought that there could be MORE done with mac and cheese...again, I am in heavnly bliss with the possiblities of this new food idea!! Hummm, I really, really love mac and cheese!
ReplyDeleteholy shit. That is NOT what I had in mind.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
lol
Would a martini go with that????
1:16 and I haven't ate lunch yet! Man you are killing me with those pictures. I think I just drooled myself.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Captain, Damn you all to HELL!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteyou really need to get out more...
ReplyDeleteI hope you're not looking for us
to provide such exotic, haute
cuisine when you come up here to
the North Country.
jerlyn - is there heart disease rampant in your family? If so, I think I know why...maybe it gets balanced out by all the Thai food.
ReplyDeleteYou and food. You need to start a food blog, too.
ReplyDeletethis is genius. sheer cheezy genius!
I was going to ask if SL had seen that, but she answered. Does she let you - or, gasp, the kids - EAT it??
ReplyDeleteNo...
ReplyDeleteJust no.
Ew.
That's awesome. I'm speechless...could be because I'm suppressing a gag, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I have never thought of this! I spent a whole decade coming home totally shit faced at 2 am and making whatever craptastic snack I could come up with, and somehow this idea escaped me! Well done. Oh, and - ew.
ReplyDeleteMy kids would be sooo into that. I think I'll make it for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteYou have something waiting for you over at my place :)
ReplyDeleteSweet Baby Jesus...you're a genius. Now, of course, I'll be craving mac&cheese for the rest of the day, but bless you for this idea. I'm totally going to try this.
ReplyDeleteYou are truly creative..
ReplyDeleteThat looks spectacularly disgusing..
Well done!
Holy crap balls covered in cheese.
ReplyDeleteSo you've gotten a job in the Kraft test kitchen?
ReplyDeleteI would like you to know that my husband actually called me on the phone to tell me to go to your blog and check out this sandwich.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think he wants me to make him one. You think?
HOLY!! Does that ever LOOK GOOD!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it would taste good with a beer?
Heck, everything is best with a beer!
Have a super weekend!
- Jennifer
Oh, if it didn't have the Miracle Whip. I'd even be ok with Mayo... but Miracle Whip?? YUCK!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with Michelle... should've been cut into little grilled mac-n-cheese men.
Give Liam a kiss for me... I've been missing him!
I don't know if I'm supposed to like those pictures or they look edible because I am starving!
ReplyDeleteI HAD to come back for a little more toast.
ReplyDeleteha.
I am impressed and disgusted all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I gotta know...did you really eat it? Please answer so I can finally sleep at night.
ReplyDeleteI love this so much I'm giving you an award. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to put a link in my blog so you'll have to go visit my blog to pick it up. Just not as cool as you. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteso does this creation fall into the "it all goes to the same place" category? how did you come up with this interesting sandwich
ReplyDeleteI'm craving Kraft macaroni and cheese. I can honestly say that has never happened. Most unfortunate.
ReplyDeletehow is it when you post about any sort of cheese product, your fan base goes crazy?
ReplyDeleteDude - that looks so yummy!!! Little Man would eat all that up in a matter of minutes. Can I come to your house for lunch next time?
ReplyDeleteewwww.. you had me until Miracle Whip. Then ya just had to go and ruin it. lol.....
ReplyDeleteI think my arteries hardened from just looking at that sandwich. But if your kids will eat it ...
ReplyDeleteThat is amazing. It's my lunch dream come true!
ReplyDeleteDammit, Captain. You got my OWN KID to prove me wrong.
ReplyDeleteYou will pay, buddy, believe me, you WILL PAY!
That looks carbolicious!
ReplyDeletebatter it, deep fry it, and sprinkle it with powered sugar.
ReplyDeleteYUM. Never even heard of this. These are also phenomenal photos of your subject.
ReplyDeleteI go by this post and still cannot find this appetizing..
ReplyDeleteit looks unnatural..
I .. I don't know what to say!