DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! I think, in this case, it would taste more like buttery, toasted bread filled with warm, melted cheese. But maybe they taste like chicken...everything else does.
Dude, I know tv doesn't have any new episodes, but think of something else! Resorting to cheese man maiming is just wrong! I will raise a glass of milk tonight in honor of the fallen (literally).
My favorite part is how I suddenly realize I'm not the only one who thinks about this. If it was one of my family members? No. Random dead guy...to feed my family members? Prolly.
Also, what is UP with your surge in followers? I was something like 40 for you a week ago, and now you are like...halfway there again? I feel a chorus of "Leader leader leader nuh nuh nuh nuh LEADER" coming on!
Some guy was reading that book on my plane trip up to Alaska a couple weeks ago. Was that You? Seriously who reads about a plane crashing in the mountains while flying over the mountains?!
Yuck - but I think I would do what it took to stay alive. After all once you're dead only your shell remains and your spirit has moved on.
ReplyDeleteProbably eat the pilot first. Even if he wasn't dead. The bastard crashed the plane.
ReplyDelete"Just remember, people, I don't have to outrun all of you, just ONE of you."
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
"With a gammy leg, sir?"
ReplyDelete"You needn't eat the leg Johnson. There's still plenty of good meat."
I'm too busy laughing at KMcJ's comment...bloody hilarious.
ReplyDelete"The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."
It's only a flesh wound.
ReplyDeleteI am starting to think you guys eat a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I'd eat his leg to survive. I'm hoping he's bigger than he looks in the picture though or I'm going to be hungry again pretty soon
ReplyDeleteDO IT! DO IT! DO IT! I think, in this case, it would taste more like buttery, toasted bread filled with warm, melted cheese. But maybe they taste like chicken...everything else does.
ReplyDeleteBest. Dad. EVER!!
ReplyDeleteit's it wrong that i'm totally hungry right now?
ReplyDelete;)
OMG, too funny!!
ReplyDeleteI'd vote out the biggest jerk in the group, and I'd be first in line to take a big ole heaping helping ;)
ReplyDeleteGood thinkg I always have a ton of food in my carry on. I am just gonna pray that the luggage survives the firey crash ; )
ReplyDeleteDude, I know tv doesn't have any new episodes, but think of something else! Resorting to cheese man maiming is just wrong! I will raise a glass of milk tonight in honor of the fallen (literally).
ReplyDeleteI just had grilled cheese last night, so co-pilot flambe sounds like a refreshing change of pace to me.
ReplyDeleteDude! Ketchup on a grilled cheese? That is gross!
ReplyDeleteP.S. You make me spit out my coffee. My keyboard hates you.
I am so craving some grilled cheese people right now!
ReplyDeleteI would have not problem with it. Obviously you have never seen me in a buffet line when I am starving.
ReplyDeleteNo, but really, if I had to, I totally would.
I would have not problem with it? I must still be drunk...what I meant to say was that I would NOT have a problem with it...
ReplyDeleteOh, sweet baby Jesus. I'm dying here...dying.
ReplyDeleteYou're totally getting linky love today!
i'm lmfao too much over here to even make a proper comment hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is how I suddenly realize I'm not the only one who thinks about this. If it was one of my family members? No. Random dead guy...to feed my family members? Prolly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what is UP with your surge in followers? I was something like 40 for you a week ago, and now you are like...halfway there again? I feel a chorus of "Leader leader leader nuh nuh nuh nuh LEADER" coming on!
hm.. not sure.. but we should find out soon.. Iowapocolypse II is on it's way..
ReplyDeleteDude..... you sick.... and I love it. :)
ReplyDeleteI bow down to your greatness!!!
ReplyDeleteGod I haven't thought of that movie is YEARS...Thanks for the memories.
ReplyDeleteI think I would have to become a vegetarian and eat snow.
I guess I'll go throw out this chili I just made.
- Jennifer
fresh leg washed down with some snow is a great way to start the day. Truly sick. Truly loved it.
ReplyDeleteI've been known to start gnawing on other bus passengers when the light takes too long to change, so who am I to judge?
ReplyDeleteAnything tastes great with ketchup on it...
ReplyDeletedone what they did.
ReplyDeletebut why does this sound like a (VERY) bad reality show....
Shoot the hostage! No wait - bury the survivors!
ReplyDeleteHey, you got some snow! It's snowing like crazy here right now, so I'm guessing more is coming your way if I'm reading the weather radar right ;) .
Your mind must be a scary place. I love it!
ReplyDeleteDude, Seriously, you're killing me! LAMO!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteSo is this an old movie I never heard of, or a new one I've not heard of yet?
ReplyDeleteGreat fun with grilled cheese, reminds me of Mr. Bill.
Some guy was reading that book on my plane trip up to Alaska a couple weeks ago. Was that You? Seriously who reads about a plane crashing in the mountains while flying over the mountains?!
ReplyDeleteThis post, alone, is the very reason I heart you. It is also the reason I'll be having a grilled cheese for lunch today.
ReplyDeleteI bought tomato soup so I could have floating grilled cheese men.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being such an inspiration to the rest of us crazies.
Only if there is tomato soup to go with it.
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