Honey, What's For Dinner?

I walked into the kitchen the other night and became concerned that Supreme Leader had converted us to cannibalism again. Or, she'd gone all zombie Julia Child.


Turns out it was just a watermelon and not a brain.


Heh, did I say 'cannibalism again?' I just meant cannibalism. Silly me.

Dinner

You: So, wifey's working tonight. What did you feed the kids?
Me: Ichiban.
You: (to yourself) Dead beat. No macaroni?
Me: Your words hurt. Besides, I gave them macaroni last night. And this was special Ichiban...



You: Special? What? You threw in some frozen peas and corn?
Me: Well, ya actually. But I also added some turkey sandwich meat, some bok choy, black beans and ginger from last night, some cubed cheddar and dropped an egg in it.
You: Hmm...
Me: Ya, so piss off.

Parenting Differences

Sunday night Bern made salmon with a rice pilaf for the kids and I. Last night it was just dad because Bern had to work late. Left over pancakes.

Whatever, they didn't go to bed hungry.