Sunday, May 4, 2008


You: So, wifey's working tonight. What did you feed the kids?
Me: Ichiban.
You: (to yourself) Dead beat. No macaroni?
Me: Your words hurt. Besides, I gave them macaroni last night. And this was special Ichiban...

You: Special? What? You threw in some frozen peas and corn?
Me: Well, ya actually. But I also added some turkey sandwich meat, some bok choy, black beans and ginger from last night, some cubed cheddar and dropped an egg in it.
You: Hmm...
Me: Ya, so piss off.

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