Liam: Mommy, what's all that white in your hair?
Mommy: When people get older their hair starts to get white.
Liam: Why is there so much of it? Hey Connor! Come look at Mommy's head!
(Supreme Leader got a cut and colour soon after this conversation took place.)
Somebody, and I'm not naming names, had a little accident the other night. When I went in to find out why he… er, the person in question, was crying, the person was busy pulling all their stuffed animals out of the bed. When I stripped this person down and wrapped him/her in a clean blanket so I could go get some new sheets, this person said, "I'll have to apologize to my bed." Then he/she curled up in a ball on the floor and fell asleep again.
"Explosions of love!"
While I was washing dishes and he was drawing on the patio doors with window crayons:
Liam: Daddy, I found a spider, should I kill him?
Daddy: Why don't we let him go.
Liam: Ok, the kitchen is messy enough for him to live in.
...lover of cherries...
...slayer of giants, he does it all.
"If you come to my country, don't bring peanuts."Wouldn't dream of it, Pumpkin. Thanks for giving Daddy something to write about this week.