Connor: Mommy, do you know who rules the house?
Mommy: I do.
Connor: *confused* No, it's Daddy.
Daddy: Mommy rules the house. *reminds self to talk to boy*
Connor: *ignoring* There are four boys in the house and we vote Daddy!
Daddy: *shakes head sadly*
Mommy: Who do you ask when you want to play Wii?
Mommy: Who do you ask when you want to play on the computer?
Daddy: When you ask me anything, who do I tell you to ask?
Life is full of hard lessons, son, learning this one early will make the rest of your life a lot easier.