Friday, April 3, 2009

I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Oh ya, I went there. Come on, I'm a daddy blogger giving away "adult toys," we need to keep this light. So today is the day, I announce the Eden Fantasys gift code winner. We had 70 comments total but only 68 entrants. Petra (because she's 10 kinds of cool) gave up her entry to the person commenting after her and my mom decided to skip this one. (Thank you so much)


Can we go back to Ricardo Montalbán for a second? Wrath of Khan and Corinthian leather aside, you know this guy scored back in the day.


What? Oh, the winner, right. I decided that letting Connor and Liam pull names out of a hat might be putting myself in a morally grey area, so I left it to Random.org. The lucky winner of the $50 gift code was Jen at Sprite's Keeper. Congrats, Jen! Lets avoid any awkwardness and just leave it at that. A big thanks to everybody who entered, twittered and even facebooked. I wish I could give you all sex toys, but Drew only gave me one and if he'd given me enough for all of you he'd probably get fired. Not to mention that our blogging relationship might change as well. Sure you'd tell me you'd be back but then things would get awkward and you'd be all, 'oh, I've been so busy I haven't had time to read anybody's blog,' or, 'damn, something must be wrong with my reader, I didn't know you'd posted!' Fine, be that way now that you have a constant source of sexual gratification, see if I care! Not like I have feelings or anything. I hope your orgasms suck!

See. It's best that there was only one winner. Anyway, thanks again for playing. Go over to Eden Fantasy if you have the time or you're not at work. They have a nice site. Congratulations Jen.

33 comments:

  1. I don't know if it is even appropriate to congratulate Jen on this win. It is kinda like congratulating her on having orgasms and that just kinda feels a little icky. Yes, I just went there.

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  2. Giving away a sex toy is pretty much guaranteed comments, because if they missed even one post, there'd be a whole bunch of people thinking Hmm, she's probably off with that sex toy again.

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  3. Morally gray? Or grey. So you let Random.org enter dubious moral ground instead?

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  4. Who didn't love Fantasy Island? (And I AM meaning the tv show.)

    I'm going to go with Kat on the congrats, that would just be weird.

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  5. I can't say I'm not disappointed. . .

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  6. Congrads Jen! I hope you have multiple orgasms! If you need help picking a toy, email me. I am the expert!!

    And yes, I have Noooooo problem going there! :)

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  7. Oh hell with it. Congrats Jen!! Way to Random.org it up baby!

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  8. Yay for Jen. I "think" that stuff comes in generic mail packages so go for it...wait...I don't know that for sure *clearing throat, looking around*
    Anyway...Have a GREAT weekend to all!

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  9. Smiles everyone, smiles!
    Congrats to Jen! She's all kinds of awesome.

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  10. I can't think of a funnier person to have won. Hahahah. Congrats Jen, I will never broach the subject or embarrass you about it again. Enjoy!

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  11. Wait? Who are you again? Did you post recently?

    Oh, wait... that was suppose to be after I won... hehe.. nevermind.

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  12. Damn! And just when my friend, "Bob" died a sad quiet death. Ah well, I hope Jen puts that gift code to good use. Lucky broad.

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  13. Congrats to Jen. Couldn't have picked a nicer person. I'd take Cape Cod Gal up on her offer of advice. She really is an expert.

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  14. Dude... you totally went there..

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  15. GAH. Looks like ANOTHER boring weekend at the JessRanch again. YAY for Jen!

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  16. ...and once again, not even a consolation cocktail. I swear, I'm going to stop coming to this joint..if I could only find the door...

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  17. I could go really far with the sex-toy references, but, just for you, just for today, I'll refrain... Congrats to the winner!

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  18. Sprite's Keeper couldn't be here to accept this gift code, but sends this message as acknolwedgement: "Captain Dumbass? Who the hell is that? What do you mean I've won a sex toy? Don't call this number again!!!"
    On behalf of Jen, thank you.

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  19. Kat's comment cracked me up so much I forgot what I was going to say. So yeah.

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  20. is it safe for me to come back
    now?

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  21. Yea Jen! Nd Captain, thanks for digging up the old photo of Ricardo.

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  22. oh darn! ;P well congrats to the winner! Good thing I have a party to go to tomorrow!!!

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  23. Awkwardness?!?!? I thought part of winning was the obligation to give a detailed review of the, er um...product

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  24. Crap. I would have put that $50 gift certificate to good use. I NEED TO QUIT MY JOB so I can read everyone's blogs!

    Have a super weekend!

    - Jennifer

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  25. Tatoo was the real star of that show. I mean what line do we all remember to this day? "Boss, da plane, da plane!"

    Need I say more.

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  26. Congrats Jen! If you need any recommendations, you know who to ask...lol

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  27. Yay Jen. Seriously. Yay for YOU! DAMN! I was so looking forward to being about to pull that out and say 'time to use the freebie'!

    You totally know Ricardo raked it in back in the day.

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  28. Fine. Be that way. I didn't want the gift card anyway! Maybe next time...

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  29. Congrats to Jen!

    USE LOTS OF LUBE!!!

    Hope everyone's cheeks are red...

    :)

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  30. so, I DON'T get the d****? dammit.

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  31. I LOVE THAT JOHN WON. We all know he's the real winner here, don't we?

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.