Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Winners & Weiners (kinda)

This is the post where I announce the winner of the contest where I paint anything you want on my son's wall (he'll thank me for that one day), only I've had it open for about a half an hour now... ok, maybe like an hour and a half and I can't think of anything to write so how about I just paste in the comment I just left at The Monster Apathy.

I'm not going to admit I use Axe because that would be totally embarrassing but I do wear "Hatchet" because their deodorant works for me and I have a hella hard time finding deodorants that work and don't leave me smelling like a wet goat and I never wear anti-perspirant because it leaves my armpits feeling all funny and because one of it's ingredients is aluminum and that shit just can't be good for you and also, like, if I wasn't supposed to sweat I wouldn't have sweat glands, would I?


Ok, now I'm feeling it. The envelope please?



Jess at This Life Is Mine, it's all yours. Funny, she just gave me an award yesterday so this may seem fixed, but it wasn't. Are you suggesting my little angel rigged the vote? Are you? Rot in hell, baby hater.



Jess, if you want a picture I can email it to you. It's really... well, it's really terrible. But it's all yours.

Friday I announce the Eden Fantasy winner so if you haven't entered yet, do it! Then you can do... yourself, I guess. Depends on what you buy. Why did I decide to wait a week?

41 comments:

  1. Beer Firty! Force! Electric!


    awesome!

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  2. Gotta come back, can't view shite at work ... another one goes on the list of returns, or re-runs. Can you re-run a blog? Re-view? Nothing's working here in my head!

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  3. Well, if I had known there would also be an air kiss from a cutie pie involved, I'd have entered too!

    *sulk*

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  4. Dagnammit I thought we had a deal.

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  5. Your kids are so adorable. Bottle em up and keep em young forever!

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  6. Damn. Wendy said what I was going to say. Wait until Connor goes to school and tells everyone Daddy wrote Beer:30 on the wall.

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  7. funny..... but i am just lost

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  8. I totally forgot to enter this. Damn. I meant to. Must be all the armpit aluminum. (I never use anti-perspirant either, because my sweat is virile and musky.)

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  9. Blue is a good color! Isn't it?

    HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

    - Jennifer

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  10. FIX!!! Just kiddin'. Congrats Jess!!

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  11. If I had known there would ba an air kiss involved, I would have entered multiple times and sent little grilled cheese men as a bribe!

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  12. Whew. I just got done dancing a jig in my office and running around telling everyone I was the winner. Larkin is naturally jealous and no one else seems to care. Do they not understand the amazingness?!

    First I would like to thank my inspiration...beer.

    Secondly, to Liam for a most EXCELLENT speech and my morning love and smooches... can't think of a better way to start out my morning!! FANTASTIC!

    Thricely, to Liam AND Connor for really putting understanding into beer:30! It IS electric! It IS a force! It is BEEEEEEER:30!

    And last of all...those who seem to be confused by the beer:30 - it is the time of day when work is over and its time to put a beer in your hand.

    Or the time of day when work is NOT over and it is time to put a beer in your hand.

    Basically, it is the time you put a beer in your hand and that, my darlings, is ANYTIME here in Jessland! OH LOOK! It is beer:30 right now!

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  13. OH and YES, I would like a picture e-mailed to me...!

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  14. Beer:30 is inspired! And? Your boys are ridiculously super cute.

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  15. I am totally jealous.

    Now if only I could convince Jess to get BEER:30 tattooed on her ass. THAT would be hot.

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  16. I can hate the game if not the players, right?

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  17. Your kids crack me up. Wonder where they get it from...?

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  18. I actually had to look up what Beer 30 meant. I am lame.

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  19. woohoo it's beer firty! :) the boys are always too cute as usual :)

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  20. So friggin' glad it was Jess that one. Her's rocked!

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  21. That was great! I think I shall paint BEER:30 on my kitchen wall, as a reminder that I'm free to drink whenever I want, because it's always BEER:30!

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  22. So you have to enter me again for the Eden contest. Just broke another "toy"...dropped it on the tile floor in the bathroom and the battery case part cracked. I am very sad 'cus it was one of my favs!

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  23. Your voice sounds very radio DJish. Maybe you should think of that as a career move? : )

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  24. that's hilarious. axe...er...hatchet is expensive dude, might as well smear dollar bills under your arms.

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  25. Those kids are painfully adorable and the fact that you are training them to obey your every command is kind of disturbing.

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  26. It's 12:30 here at work. Sounds like Beer:30 to me!

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  27. there is nothing more endearing than hearing little kids yell "Beer 30"

    OMG that cracked me up.

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  28. That's okay. I'm winning the next one. . .

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  29. Don't you just love having little puppets....I mean children!!

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  30. Totally fixed!! I say "bullsh*t."
    What was this again?

    Anyway, do women follow you around because of the Axe stuff ... like in the commercials?

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  31. okay, the banner to your blog is cracking me up man! LOL! LOLOL!

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  32. You have two awards waiting for you over on my blog, and I mentioned the last day of your giveaway... Lil Captain is adorable! Congrats.

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  33. I ate a Wendy's Fish Sandwich today. Not bad. Not good, but definitely not bad. Do you have Wendy's up there? It's a chain hamburger joint sort of like McDonalds. Wait, do you have McDonalds? How the hell am I going to explain this all to you? Both chains have dollar menus. I guess you're probably on the Euro though huh? You're so ethnic.

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  34. BTW: If I had noticed you had a contest on what to write on your son's wall it would have been my entire last comment. You would have gone through a bunch of paint.

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  35. Congrats, I dig the winning quote.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.