Monday, February 16, 2009

Everybody's A Critic

On advice of my Privy Council I will not be posting today.



"We didn't tell you not to post, we said your idea sucked."

"WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TALK?!"

"Meow. Who's the diva today?"



"AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"

44 comments:

  1. And yet you still make me laugh.

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  2. I don't know if Beta's are nearly as deadly as a tank full of sharks. You really need to talk to SL about installing the shark tank.

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  3. Hilarious. Short and sweet. Love it.

    Oh, and btw? You're insane...

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  4. Are you teasing your poor fish with little plastic men again?? Me thinks you ate grape "NUTS" for breakfast this morning :)

    Steady On
    Reggie Girl

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  5. Brilliant, but is the fish okay?

    I don't know why it is, but the dudes with the blue shirts always remind me of German riot police, and the band Rammstein.

    "Feuer Frei", Herr Dummarsch!

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  6. Stormtrooper water boarding!!!! You forgot the cloth to cover his face... *sigh* Canadians...

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  7. So criticism is dealt with harshly in Capt. Dumbassland?

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  8. Remind me never to critique your work...

    LOL. You're too funny.

    BTW, have you been over to my blog? Something kinda cool is going on, you might want to check it out...

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  9. ooooooh forceful!

    You ARE a diva, O Captain, my Captain.


    dunk me now? :)

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  10. Playing with toys, Cap'n? Meh, I've been accused myself. Have fun! And congrats? :-)

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  11. Don't drown the Lego people! I love the Lego people! I love them so much I even pick them up rather than sucking them into the vacuum cleaner they way I do with Lite Brite and Barbie accessories.

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  12. What is it about Lego men that's just so damn compelling?

    I think it's their hands...

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  13. Congrats on winning!!!

    Funny story...when I was little I swalloed Luke Skywalker (get your mind out of the gutter) I mean had to go to the hospital cause my cousin dared me to swallow the action figure...: )

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  14. Why is the fish floating upside down?

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  15. I ave a dead beta fish floating around in its bowl for two days now. We are all waiting to see who takes care of the funeral flushing.

    BTW Congrats on he said she said.

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  16. I am now super scared of you. I'm so glad I'm not that storm trooper.

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  17. Wow. I really want to come up with something witty, but I got nada. It's monday morning and all.
    Congrats on your He Blogs, She Blogs win!!!!!

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  18. What movie did you rent? I hope it's worth the pain you caused all your readers by not posting. Selfish jerk. Oooh, unless it was something not CGI or kid related in any way. I would totally break a stranger's leg to not have to watch Cars or Spongebob over and over.

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  19. What movie did you rent? Wait. . .I know! Star Wars. No, Jaws! No! The Cat in the Hat! Finding Nemo???

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  20. Well, I guess death by fish is better than death by Vader...

    :)

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  21. Strange, we seem to have the same Privy Council. Except my Beta was assassinated in the night...

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  22. You gave me your damn headache and I think I'm dying.

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  23. I'm sorta pissed my boy was never interested in legos. They look like they can provide hours of enjoyment! :)

    Congrats on He Said/She said...I knew you would win (I didn't vote either cuz you told us not to vote for you just because we're loyal readers!)

    Lemme guess...the fish is named something Star Warsy.

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  24. Wow! That is some strong Kool Aid you're drinking there!

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  25. Your non-posts are really good.

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  26. It's possible you shouldn't listen to little plastic figures. Unless they're telling you to send me money, THAT's the only reason to listen.

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  27. why does your council need helmets? What are you making them do?

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  28. congratulations!! it was a really hard decision to choose between you and a couple of others. but i did it. i voted for you, so don't be letting us down next monday! lol yeah right. i'm sure you're shakin' in you boots, right?

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  29. 'You have failed me for the last time...'

    @Irish Gumbo - Dude! Rammstein is my favorite German band! Du Hast is the best song, like, ever!

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  30. I spent the morning constructing a lego Crusty Crab Burger joint and matching burger car. Alas, half of Patrick is missing in action. We will miss him. For he was wise.

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  31. Um....is your fish dead? He looks dead.

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  32. Poor beta, he's pretty. Any post with storm troopers is a sure thing, diva or no diva.

    Thanks for the fly-over! Ironically, I teach a kid's yoga class on Sat. mornings, to 3-5 yr olds. They wouldn't be confused by KID yoga!

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  33. sweet! torture on a Monday..

    Congrats on the contest. ;)

    and thanks for playing 'pass the migraine'.. it was fun, no?

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  34. Must have been that delicious smelly brain comment. It always comes back around, doesn't it?

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  35. Ahhhh. Just got back from TheWiseYoungMommy. Now I get it!!! And Congrats!

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  36. Noooooooooooooooo Not the Beta Tank, Noooooooooooooo


    Enough of these childish games, I'm going to go workout!

    - Jennifer

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  37. you are silly, silly, silly.

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  38. I need people around who tell me when my ideas suck. I'm off to buy some Legos.

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  39. I think you're the diva and it's well-deserved. Congrats on the HBSB nomination, you had my vote...

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  40. Yeah, that pretty red and blue fish looks SCARY. Can't you borrow a pirahna from somewhere or something?

    Congrats on your HBSB win!

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  41. Even a lack of post, is a post. You da bomb

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.