Huh? That's right, you heard it the first time. Yes, Merry Christmas to you and yours, happy continuance of Chanukah if you're one of the Chosen Ones, but if you really want to show some appreciation to something that matters in your life, throw a shout out to the largest planet in our solar system.
I read recently that due to Jupiter's enormous gravity well, it sucks in a lot of asteroids that might otherwise hit us. So even though it's Jesus' birthday, lets ignore that it's named after a pagan god and throw a little love its way. You're only here because it is. Merry Christmas Jupiter, stay big.
Oh, and Merry Christmas to everyone else too. Unless you're food.
In which case, thanks for your sacrifice.
(My sister's fish Turk with his Xmas present. And yes, there is a JD as well.)
Rest In Peace, Megs
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