For all of our friends south of the border (south of my border, not Mexico! Turn around, dammit!), whether you're in the States, overseas or even here in Canada and feeling very sad today.
We hope you have an awesome day and get to share it with loved ones. Eat a lot, ignore your diets. If you do happen to murder a family member over dinner, remember that you'll have internet access in prison and will still be able to blog. Think of all the great stories you'll have!
*PS. Dear Supreme Leader, before you freak out about all the ketchup I poured on the table, I used it all for my sandwiches so it didn't go to waste. And yes, I cleaned off the table before I did that. And yes the kids ate the table ketchup too. What? They've eaten worse.