Saturday, October 4, 2008

My Face Is Tingling

You can see how this doesn't end well.



At least my face was minty clean.


*And stop mocking my counter top. You know how I feel about my late 70's interior design.
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  1. Momma TrishOctober 4, 2008 at 12:17 AM

    Could've been worse. Could've brushed the kids' teeth with exfoliating wash. That's something I'd have done.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2008 at 5:59 AM

    LOL!!! I've done that before!!! Oh, and you don't need to cower away with your tail between your legs. My bark is worse than my bight, atleast for the next 6 weeks so you're safe.

    Oh, and actually, I like that countertop. You should see some of the ones that my company uses!

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  3. UnknownOctober 4, 2008 at 7:08 AM

    Hey, that design is classic stuff. It brings back a nice sense of nostalgia. Only really if it's in another person's house though.

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  4. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 7:19 AM

    trish-I hadn't thought about it that way, thanks

    krystal-your post scared the hell outta me

    heinous-my house was built the same year the original Star Wars came out. It looks like it.

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  5. steenky beeOctober 4, 2008 at 7:52 AM

    I don't know quite what to say here. I'm happy to see that you have a nightly beauty routine. I've always thought your skin was supple. Let me guess, the Shrek toothpaste is green? Hey. It could happen to anyone really. (after a few beers)

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  6. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 7:58 AM

    Hey! My eyes were closed! They're the same size... kinda.

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  7. PseudoOctober 4, 2008 at 8:43 AM

    Reminds me of my favorite Dennis the Menace movie.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 4, 2008 at 8:49 AM

    sorry - didn't mean to scare ya. Just venting, truly, I'm actually pretty calm and collected, I guess that is why I exploded. I promise to be better. Forgiven?

    Oh, and I think you should add some braile markings onto your tubes, you know, just incase.

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  9. KatOctober 4, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    It reminds me of a story I heard about a woman mistakenly using Halloween spray glitter down there instead of feminine deodorant spray before a gynecologist visit. Can you imagine what that poor doctor thought? See it could have been worse.

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  10. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 8:58 AM

    kat-I remember that story. Thanks for putting it in perspective. I... no, there's just no where to go from here that's not PG.

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  11. steenky beeOctober 4, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    I've heard the spray glitter story! I'm so hoping it's true. There's got to be something said for a lady that goes the extra mile to make herself presentable.

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  12. PamOctober 4, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    is that an orange countertop? if so it's kinda cool.

    just from the photo i could tell it wasn't good lol i agree w trish..least it's not the other way around lol

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  13. AnonymousOctober 4, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    I'm just so proud that you use a scrub on your face. Also, tooth paste may take your skin to a whole new level of smooth. And leave it minty fresh.

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  14. The Stiletto MomOctober 4, 2008 at 9:54 AM

    Did the Shrek toothepaste make your skin turn green as well as minty fresh? Just curious.

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  15. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 10:01 AM

    My face is minty fresh but not green. And no glitter on my bits either. Though I'm sure that would look fantastic.

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  16. AnonymousOctober 4, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    You know, the public should use this as a lesson. You wouldn't believe how many people are walking around with gingivitis in their pores and DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. Scary. Scarier than an orange countertop.

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  17. Tracy LynnOctober 4, 2008 at 1:15 PM

    Does your face wash smell minty? Yeah, I'm not very good at the making you feel better part.

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  18. JonOctober 4, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    Ha Ha nice countertop.

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  19. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    It came with the house, dammit!

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  20. Vodka MomOctober 4, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    that's hysterical!!! LOL

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  21. steenky beeOctober 4, 2008 at 5:40 PM

    How have I not already mentioned here that it's a good thing you only washed your face. Had you been doing a full body wash, you'd make Supreme Leader and perhaps your urologist very happy.

    BTW: you are sort of dead to me tweet-wise. My phone (by a company that shall not be named) won't allow me to see them. How will I know when your drapes are on fire? How will I know when you're shopping with your inlaws? It's like I've some how traveled back in time two years and I only know what you ate for dinner if you email me. This is totally unacceptable.

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  22. KatOctober 4, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    Is that like he who wont be named, Jen?

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  23. AnonymousOctober 4, 2008 at 8:37 PM

    Embrace the countertops. Everything eventually comes back in style. Pretty soon those countertops will be "retro chic." And even if they're not, you can call them that and most people will buy it.

    Because really, we're all a bunch of gullible schmos when it comes right down to it.

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  24. RheaOctober 4, 2008 at 9:33 PM

    Oh, man, that's hilarious. Wait, you're a guy...you wash your face?! I didn't know guys did that.

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  25. RingleaderOctober 4, 2008 at 10:30 PM

    I'm not sure how I feel about this, but as far as I can tell, you have at least one more element in your beauty regime than I do. I may have to add spraying glitter on my lady parts though- but only on special occasions-

    Don't worry- the orange countertops are really "pumpkin spice" and therefore super trendy-

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  26. Captain DumbassOctober 4, 2008 at 10:43 PM

    I hope you're implying that you don't use a cleanser and not that I'm using glitter spray on my goods. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not how I roll.

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  27. steenky beeOctober 4, 2008 at 11:07 PM

    Explain to me excactly why Jeremy is asking you to come to bed? Come again?

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  28. steenky beeOctober 4, 2008 at 11:07 PM

    That's SO what she said.

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  29. DeeMarieOctober 6, 2008 at 5:22 AM

    I'm always afraid I'm going to mistake my nail glue bottle for contact drops...

    At least your face should be extra-white now, right??

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  30. Captain DumbassOctober 6, 2008 at 7:53 AM

    Flossing was a little uncomfortable.

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  31. Mama DawgOctober 6, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    Only you.

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  32. RonOctober 6, 2008 at 6:45 PM

    This has happened to me... not going to say which tube I grabbed but my teeth no longer itch and flair...

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  33. Captain DumbassOctober 6, 2008 at 7:02 PM

    Ok, when I say LOL, I truly mean it.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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