While brushing our teeth before bed this weekend...
Supreme Leader: I couldn't believe it when I saw that picture of your cleanser. You're losing your male audience.
Me: (Waves hand in a dismissive gesture that says both "I know I'm a man, baby," & "there aren't that many of them anyway.") The chicks dig it.
Supreme Leader: (rolls eyes)
Me: (laughing) I blog everything in my head now, everything. (Pauses while he tries to remember commenting on somebody else's blog about the same thing) I'm blogging this conversation right now.
Supreme Leader: You're a fool.
Me: I gotta go write this down...
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omg, I totally do that now. In fact, I often go stalking my family in SEARCH of blogging material. we're sick, just sick.
ReplyDeleteMy new favourite saying, "You know I'm totally going to blog about this, right?"
ReplyDeleteWhen you have little pieces of paper, grocery store receipts, and all the envelopes for your bills have little blog anecdotes written on them, you know you have a problem. And welcome to my world. ;)
Pretty much everything I do ends up with me trying to decide if it's blogworthy. I come up with great topics and posts while driving. Unfortunately, they're usually forgotten by the time my laptop is up and running!
ReplyDeleteHow sad is it that we end up grabbing a camera in order to catch our child's antics and misbehaving not for posterity sake, but for site traffic? No, really. I want to know.
ReplyDeleteFifth! What sort of hand wave was it? Was there wrist action? Any snaps or head/neck roll? That could be why the menfolk are a runnin. Also, tell Spreme Leader that women are more particular about the company they keep. Those men commentors don't really want you, they just want a warm body. But in the same breath, let me just state for the record, that I agree with Bern 100% on this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm having dejavu about this, and I think it was Blissfully Caffeinated that brought this up long ago, but maybe you could do some DIY posts here. You don't seem to be loving your orange counter tops. I, on the other hand, love them and look forward to a bathroom post from you. Perhaps you could do a tutorial on how to replace them? If that's too much trouble, maybe you could "accidentally" place Supreme Leader's bra in the background. Men will come a flockin!
ReplyDeletethat is why my hubby doesn't kow about my blog - if he did I'd be in a heap of trouble (he's very private) and he'd think I have completely lost my marbles! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know I'm not the only crazy one.
ReplyDeleteThank God for blogging or all of this -- THIS! -- would just *snap* vanish into the atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteLast night, I asked on of the kids a question and my husband was all, "don't tell her- you know she's just going to make fun of you on her little blog!" Gasp- shock- how dare he!
ReplyDeleteHeheh, no one can say we're not involved in our family life.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, we're living life to it's fullest and drinking in every detail. It just so happens that it ends up in our blogs.
ReplyDeletei'm kind of like the 'seinfeld' of blogging...i blog about absolutely nothing-mostly random crap. ha. but, i did use the things hubby would tell me were said in the car by his son and the boys he would take to football. funny stuff as seen in my 'football confessionals'. however, the funniest of them all was taken out of football because his parents were not pleased w his grades. the other two boys were not that good either.
ReplyDeleteanyways, when people say or do something funny, it always makes for great fodder lol btw i can't tell you how many 'football confessionals' i didn't blog because i didn't write them write away and forgot!
p.s. could you please add that 'follow this blog' gadget to your blog. thanks. lol my darn reader is being a pain.
ReplyDeleteYour name is Captain Dumbass and you do, indeed, sir, have a problem.
ReplyDelete"Hi, Captain Dumbass!"
ReplyDeletemy readers are lucky as hell that i don't blog everything in my head :)
ReplyDeleteTell your wife that I love her.
ReplyDeleteThe Man- "Don't tell anyone about this"
ReplyDeleteMe- "Does anyone count my blog?"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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ReplyDeletehttp://mommysescape.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-am-so-honored-thank-you.html
Good thing Supreme Leader has
ReplyDeletelots patience!
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Do you and Supreme Leader get along? I just have this feeling...
ReplyDeleteYou're funny, btw. I try to remember every conversation I have during the day and try to figure out how I can turn it into a post. And my kids have revolted...they don't want me posting as much about them without their permission?!! Suckers.
>snort< Permission?! >snort<
ReplyDeleteI tell my kids, hey, I've changed your names, what more do you want??
And then my son made me sign a 'Parental Non-disclosure Form.' I didn't know there was such a thing. Now I'm unable to blog about him in any way, AND, I can't compete with his Mother's affection for any purpose, unless I'm relocated or my parental patents have expired. I don't even get to claim parental intellectual property.
Go figure.
Whoops! I forgot to say hi to our host. How rude.
ReplyDeleteHi Captain Dumbass!
Keep saying "I do not have a problem, I do not have a problem ..." HA HA Maybe your blog should actually be Us **VS** Them? :o) ♥ ∞
ReplyDeleteI do that more when I'm out and people piss me off...
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