Admitting You Have A Problem

While brushing our teeth before bed this weekend...

Supreme Leader: I couldn't believe it when I saw that picture of your cleanser. You're losing your male audience.

Me: (Waves hand in a dismissive gesture that says both "I know I'm a man, baby," & "there aren't that many of them anyway.") The chicks dig it.

Supreme Leader: (rolls eyes)

Me: (laughing) I blog everything in my head now, everything. (Pauses while he tries to remember commenting on somebody else's blog about the same thing) I'm blogging this conversation right now.

Supreme Leader: You're a fool.

Me: I gotta go write this down...