Kellog's Lego Fun Snacks

I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you're telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes. Seriously, how in the hell did this ever get past their legal department. You can't tell me that this isn't a lawsuit just waiting to happen. I can only assume that their next product is fruit flavored thumbtacks.

via Penny Arcade

My Armpits Are Blue

I got a new white polo shirt from American Eagle last weekend. I wore it yesterday for the first time. My deoderant is blue. Sigh. I told one of my co-workers and she made me this beautiful portrait.



Is there a particular reason deoderant needs a colour? Seriously. And is it just a man thing? I'm not really familiar with woman's deoderant so I'm not sure if they have the same thing. My armpit isn't really on public display, ever. And if it was, I'd prefer it to be the same colour as the rest of me. Just like I would have liked my white shirt to be white everywhere.

This is my week.

Just Because It's Friday

via Hrrrthrrr

WTF Wednesday

Atlas moth. Beautiful yes, but no insect should be allowed to become that big. It's only one more step from that to Starship Troopers.

Note in my iPod

-develop pigs

WTF?

Comments From The Back Seat

"Look! Peas are falling from the sky. I'm going to call them falling peas! Falling peas!"

"I don't like going to Seattle when I'm grumpy."

WTF?