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Watching CNN's coverage of the earthquake in Chile this weekend I was amazed that Rick Sanchez wasn't physically dragged off the set. How is it that I am unemployed and this man isn't?

I also felt sad for CNN. They really really wanted that tsunami to wipe out Hawaii. Better luck next disaster.



If this doesn't make you smile you're probably evil.



In fact, if that didn't get you a little, right there, consider yourself stink-eyed.

I want to give Middle Aged Woman a giant thank you for guest posting for me last week. Not only did it allow me to spend even more time on the couch watching the Olympics but I've inexplicably gained over fifty followers. I'm a little confused at how some of them found me though. I wonder how "Captain Dumbass" translates into Italian, Spanish and Portuguese?

And finally, from the man who brought you Pride & Prejudice & Zombies:



This is where I'd usually direct you off to the Un Mom's for more Random Tuesday hijinks, but this week I'm directing you off to the lovely and talented Amy, of the Bitchin' Wives Club who is hosting RTT this week. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what Amy's email said. If not... ha! Wasn't that random?