Liam, while I was lighting the fire: Daddy, does Santa get burnt when he comes down the chimney?
Me: No, hon, he, ah... has special powers that protect him from getting burnt.
Connor: Like a Jedi?
Me: EXACTLY!
Star Wars is better than Google or Wikipedia for explaining absolutely anything. Go ahead, try me.
*Picture: Liam didn't want me to sing Christmas carols while we waited in line for Santa. Everybody's a critic.


