Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Tuesday: Awards, Awards & Awards

Monday! What a great day Monday is. I know, I know, it's Tuesday. Bear with me.

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First off, I found out I won a Kodak Zi6 video camera, a tote bag, some vanilla warming oil and a French whore purse from Amy.



Then I found out that I won some KY Intense arousal gel for her from Kim. Ok, maybe I'll share that one.



Then Supreme Leader, with Liam's help, made macarons.


To go along with the devil's food cake


and the caramel ice cream she made yesterday.


Sure, she's trying to kill me by taking advantage of my non-existent will power, but it will be a tasty tasty death. Ok, there's no randomness to this random post. Go to the Un-Mom's, maybe you'll have better luck there. Not video camera, whore purse and personal lubricant lucky, but lucky.

*PS, thanks to everybody who went over to my nephew's blog and congratulated him on his fish. Last time I looked he was at 82 comments.
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56 comments:

  1. KatAugust 4, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    Dude your nephew got more comments that I have EVER got! I need to either go fishin or become an adorable 9 year old boy!

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  2. L.R. M-JAugust 4, 2009 at 3:02 AM

    Ok, forget it, I'm not flying you over to wash squat...I'm flying Supreme Leader over to make some baked goods!!...and yes, I know I live in the land of pastries, but in la campagne the only thing the boulangers know is BIG bread...damn it, now I'm going to have to get some macarons when I go up to Paris Wednesday. My ass thanks you Captain!

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  3. Stacy UncorkedAugust 4, 2009 at 4:03 AM

    Apparently your nephew must have caught that mystical magic fish - congrats on all your recent luck, and holy moly Supreme Leader ROCKS! :)

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  4. unmitigated meAugust 4, 2009 at 4:46 AM

    Did SL tie a ribbon around your neck so you can't regurgitate like those adorable (read: Gag!)porch geese people seem to enjoy dressing up? There's a picture I'd like to see.

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  5. DeeMarieAugust 4, 2009 at 4:56 AM

    Congrats on the awards. I want some caramel ice cream. Like now.

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  6. The Dental MavenAugust 4, 2009 at 5:03 AM

    Camera's to caramel ice cream? Yup. That's random.

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  7. JoanieAugust 4, 2009 at 5:47 AM

    Oh, I bet Dakoda was thrilled!

    Congrats on the video camera and stuff.

    Now I want ice cream and cake for breakfast.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 4, 2009 at 5:53 AM

    In what fairness to the rest of us did you post all that goodness?

    Please tell Supreme Leader she rocks. Is she available as a personal pastry chef? Just wondering...

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  9. CaseyAugust 4, 2009 at 5:54 AM

    I swear SL bakes more in one day than I have in my entire life. That woman is amazing and I love her. Congrats on the KY... hopefully it's the warming kind. Uhm, what?

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  10. Mama DawgAugust 4, 2009 at 6:20 AM

    Was it like, your birthday or something? Did I miss out on sending you a water moccasin?

    Dude, the polar bear still hasn't arrived. What's up with that?

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  11. WeaselMommaAugust 4, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    That kids is going to a blogging rockstar! 82 comments! It takes me a month to get that many! That's the power of the dumbass!

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  12. EricAugust 4, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    Caramel ice cream... damn!

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  13. apathy loungeAugust 4, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    I gained 8 pounds just reading about those desserts. Now my pants don't fit. I blame you, okay?

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  14. Sprite's KeeperAugust 4, 2009 at 6:50 AM

    Dude, macaroons are like the Jew cookies, and we never had frosting on ours! You will need to ship me some immediately so I can determine if they're truly macaroons. It's a hard job, but someone has to do it..
    And the caramel ice cream too. It turns out I am an expert in that area as well.

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  15. CameronAugust 4, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    A word of advice:

    Do NOT mix the warming oil with the KY....nuff said.

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  16. MicheleAugust 4, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    Can I come to your house? If SL will bake I'll cook.

    Nice bounty you made off with.

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  17. RonAugust 4, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    I'm hungry for cake. "Kids! do you know how to make your stepdad a cake!?"

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  18. KrystalAugust 4, 2009 at 7:24 AM

    cookies and ice cream....ugh...now i am even more hungry!! Thanks Captain - really, thanks!

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  19. JessAugust 4, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    It appears as though I may need to come and visit...that food looks amazing!!

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  20. JenniAugust 4, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    i think i gained 10lbs just looking at those pictures.

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  21. robinAugust 4, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    Okay, that looks waaaay too yummy! MInd if I come over for some snacks?

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  22. The Stiletto MomAugust 4, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    So, question for you, I seem to remember you promising a lot of washed cars in your last post? When can I expect you in Texas?

    Your nephew is adorable! And I really think we all need to know how to make caramel ice cream from SL...any chance for a recipe?

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  23. GrantAugust 4, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    I've been blogging for over five years and almost never reach 20 comments. The Voodou death curse of Zorzan be upon thy nephew.

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  24. ArtsnarkAugust 4, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    You are 1 very lucky man! Enjoy

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  25. UnknownAugust 4, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    Intense arousal gel? Vanilla warming oil? A French whore purse? Whose blogs have you been visiting?

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  26. AnonymousAugust 4, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    Hey, congrats on being the winner. Those are cool awards. I'm not too crazy about the caramel ice cream though.

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  27. SuzyAugust 4, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    Great looking desserts! Hey! Wait a cotton-picking minute here.........are guys making all that yummy stuff for Keely and her gang when they show up??!! WTF! I'm coming over for a visit as well.....

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  28. Steam Me Up, KidAugust 4, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    I can't stop looking at the creamy white frosting. I would destroy that cake if I were there. Just cut off all the frosting and leave the chocolate middle. I guess that makes me a cake racist.

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  29. Mama BadgerAugust 4, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    A video camera, vanilla stuff and warming stuff? Uhm, really? I'm not saying they want you to shoot porn, not at all. They're just giving you all the props...

    As for the macaroons, Sprite's Keeper can not claim them all for the Jews. We'll take some over here, too. Jesus likes macaroons, too, I promise.

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  30. Mama BadgerAugust 4, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Did I really just put Jesus and porn in the same comment box? Man, it's been a good week so far.

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  31. Liz MaysAugust 4, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    What I got out of all this is that you're turning into such a girl. ;)

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  32. Sprite's KeeperAugust 4, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Macarons, huh? I just checked. I'm an expert in those too.
    SHIP THEM! :-)

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  33. Ms. SaltiAugust 4, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    That ice cream looks yummy! Congrats on all your winnings. You should share the wealth!

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  34. SSPAugust 4, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    yummmmmm...guess you are glad you aren't diabetic, eh??

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  35. jerlynAugust 4, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    damn, this blog has made me hungry.
    Devils Food cake, macaroons with chocolate icing, and the ice cream!

    Finally cooler weather this am, til
    about 1/2 hour ago, now it's hot and windy again. Not so great when
    we see we have fires all around us.
    Been there, done that, don't want to go there again.

    pps. may have a chance to go to
    Majorca with Glo. Had to look it up to see where it was. Would rather go there than the trip to India!

    ps does your Mother know what's on your blog???

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  36. James (SeattleDad)August 4, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    82 comments is good for a couple of months over here. He must be flying high after that.

    Food. Look. Good.

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  37. Tuesday GirlAugust 4, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Send the supreme leader over here, we are in need of some serious snacks!

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  38. CheekyMonkey8August 4, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Congrats! Now you can lube up and make a video... wait that wasn't what I meant! Okay, yes it was..lol

    Umm feel free to send us a piece of that cake and a couple of those macaroons. YUM!!

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  39. sassy stephanieAugust 4, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    All these sweets. Cravings? Could there be another Dumbass on the horizon?

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  40. SweetPeaSurryAugust 4, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    I think I've missed the fish post, but I'll be getting to it by and by. I've been extremely lacidaisical lately, about reading posts and commenting.

    Congrats on your lucky haul, jeez that's fantastic!!!

    blessings!

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  41. If I Could Escape . . .August 4, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    Congrats on winning the video camera . . . she says through gritted teeth!

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  42. JamieAugust 4, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    Man, I want to come to your house for dessert ~ De-lish.

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  43. KeelyAugust 4, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    She...MADE...caramel ice cream?

    *gasp*
    *choke*

    Okay, I was just letting everybody believe that I'm vacationing at your house next week, but now I TOTALLY AM.

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  44. ProdigalWifeAugust 5, 2009 at 5:47 AM

    I love macaroons, and that cake looks yummy! Now, regarding the comments, perhaps you can turn your magical powers to my daughter's blog? She only gets comments from the old folks, and that doesn't count apparently.

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  45. Hit 40August 5, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    Your wife is going to town with the food!!! Is she pregnant again?

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  46. Carolyn...OnlineAugust 5, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Sheesh and she cooks too?!

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  47. Otter ThomasAugust 5, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    My wife does the same thing. We will have an entire cake and she bakes cookies. Then before I can finish either she makes something else. I may get fat, but I'll be happy.

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  48. LifeofkaylenAugust 5, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    You are the luckiest!!! Whore bag, ky jelly, cookies, cake AND ice cream??? What is going on in canada???

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  49. ♥ BrajaAugust 6, 2009 at 4:11 AM

    Now that I'm in Australia, I'm not violently angry at you for waving macaroons, caramel icecream, and devil's cake in my face....I can GET IT HERE. HA!!!

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  50. Cape Cod GalAugust 6, 2009 at 5:57 AM

    Holy crap! I'm in sugar shock!

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  51. Wicked Step MomAugust 6, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    I want to go to your house for dinner. :) Because I would skip dinner and go right to dessert.

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  52. DCUrbanDadAugust 6, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    87 comments now. Dude will have his publishing empire before the end of the week.

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  53. TashAugust 6, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Supreme Leader makes caramel ice cream? Screw democracy. Bring on the propaganda ice cream.

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  54. Lady MamaAugust 6, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    A tasty death is much more fun.

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  55. ChurchPunkMomAugust 6, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    oh, hello yummy foods... mmmm.

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  56. DKCAugust 7, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    That is awesome about your nephews comments - yay for spreading the word!!

    Congrats on all your cool stuff. I want some ice cream and cake now please!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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