Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Tuesday: Awards, Awards & Awards

Monday! What a great day Monday is. I know, I know, it's Tuesday. Bear with me.

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First off, I found out I won a Kodak Zi6 video camera, a tote bag, some vanilla warming oil and a French whore purse from Amy.



Then I found out that I won some KY Intense arousal gel for her from Kim. Ok, maybe I'll share that one.



Then Supreme Leader, with Liam's help, made macarons.


To go along with the devil's food cake


and the caramel ice cream she made yesterday.


Sure, she's trying to kill me by taking advantage of my non-existent will power, but it will be a tasty tasty death. Ok, there's no randomness to this random post. Go to the Un-Mom's, maybe you'll have better luck there. Not video camera, whore purse and personal lubricant lucky, but lucky.

*PS, thanks to everybody who went over to my nephew's blog and congratulated him on his fish. Last time I looked he was at 82 comments.

56 comments:

  1. Dude your nephew got more comments that I have EVER got! I need to either go fishin or become an adorable 9 year old boy!

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  2. Ok, forget it, I'm not flying you over to wash squat...I'm flying Supreme Leader over to make some baked goods!!...and yes, I know I live in the land of pastries, but in la campagne the only thing the boulangers know is BIG bread...damn it, now I'm going to have to get some macarons when I go up to Paris Wednesday. My ass thanks you Captain!

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  3. Apparently your nephew must have caught that mystical magic fish - congrats on all your recent luck, and holy moly Supreme Leader ROCKS! :)

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  4. Did SL tie a ribbon around your neck so you can't regurgitate like those adorable (read: Gag!)porch geese people seem to enjoy dressing up? There's a picture I'd like to see.

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  5. Congrats on the awards. I want some caramel ice cream. Like now.

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  6. Camera's to caramel ice cream? Yup. That's random.

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  7. Oh, I bet Dakoda was thrilled!

    Congrats on the video camera and stuff.

    Now I want ice cream and cake for breakfast.

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  8. In what fairness to the rest of us did you post all that goodness?

    Please tell Supreme Leader she rocks. Is she available as a personal pastry chef? Just wondering...

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  9. I swear SL bakes more in one day than I have in my entire life. That woman is amazing and I love her. Congrats on the KY... hopefully it's the warming kind. Uhm, what?

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  10. Was it like, your birthday or something? Did I miss out on sending you a water moccasin?

    Dude, the polar bear still hasn't arrived. What's up with that?

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  11. That kids is going to a blogging rockstar! 82 comments! It takes me a month to get that many! That's the power of the dumbass!

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  12. I gained 8 pounds just reading about those desserts. Now my pants don't fit. I blame you, okay?

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  13. Dude, macaroons are like the Jew cookies, and we never had frosting on ours! You will need to ship me some immediately so I can determine if they're truly macaroons. It's a hard job, but someone has to do it..
    And the caramel ice cream too. It turns out I am an expert in that area as well.

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  14. A word of advice:

    Do NOT mix the warming oil with the KY....nuff said.

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  15. Can I come to your house? If SL will bake I'll cook.

    Nice bounty you made off with.

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  16. I'm hungry for cake. "Kids! do you know how to make your stepdad a cake!?"

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  17. cookies and ice cream....ugh...now i am even more hungry!! Thanks Captain - really, thanks!

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  18. It appears as though I may need to come and visit...that food looks amazing!!

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  19. i think i gained 10lbs just looking at those pictures.

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  20. Okay, that looks waaaay too yummy! MInd if I come over for some snacks?

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  21. So, question for you, I seem to remember you promising a lot of washed cars in your last post? When can I expect you in Texas?

    Your nephew is adorable! And I really think we all need to know how to make caramel ice cream from SL...any chance for a recipe?

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  22. I've been blogging for over five years and almost never reach 20 comments. The Voodou death curse of Zorzan be upon thy nephew.

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  23. You are 1 very lucky man! Enjoy

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  24. Intense arousal gel? Vanilla warming oil? A French whore purse? Whose blogs have you been visiting?

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  25. Hey, congrats on being the winner. Those are cool awards. I'm not too crazy about the caramel ice cream though.

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  26. Great looking desserts! Hey! Wait a cotton-picking minute here.........are guys making all that yummy stuff for Keely and her gang when they show up??!! WTF! I'm coming over for a visit as well.....

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  27. I can't stop looking at the creamy white frosting. I would destroy that cake if I were there. Just cut off all the frosting and leave the chocolate middle. I guess that makes me a cake racist.

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  28. A video camera, vanilla stuff and warming stuff? Uhm, really? I'm not saying they want you to shoot porn, not at all. They're just giving you all the props...

    As for the macaroons, Sprite's Keeper can not claim them all for the Jews. We'll take some over here, too. Jesus likes macaroons, too, I promise.

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  29. Did I really just put Jesus and porn in the same comment box? Man, it's been a good week so far.

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  30. What I got out of all this is that you're turning into such a girl. ;)

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  31. Macarons, huh? I just checked. I'm an expert in those too.
    SHIP THEM! :-)

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  32. That ice cream looks yummy! Congrats on all your winnings. You should share the wealth!

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  33. yummmmmm...guess you are glad you aren't diabetic, eh??

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  34. damn, this blog has made me hungry.
    Devils Food cake, macaroons with chocolate icing, and the ice cream!

    Finally cooler weather this am, til
    about 1/2 hour ago, now it's hot and windy again. Not so great when
    we see we have fires all around us.
    Been there, done that, don't want to go there again.

    pps. may have a chance to go to
    Majorca with Glo. Had to look it up to see where it was. Would rather go there than the trip to India!

    ps does your Mother know what's on your blog???

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  35. 82 comments is good for a couple of months over here. He must be flying high after that.

    Food. Look. Good.

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  36. Send the supreme leader over here, we are in need of some serious snacks!

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  37. Congrats! Now you can lube up and make a video... wait that wasn't what I meant! Okay, yes it was..lol

    Umm feel free to send us a piece of that cake and a couple of those macaroons. YUM!!

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  38. All these sweets. Cravings? Could there be another Dumbass on the horizon?

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  39. I think I've missed the fish post, but I'll be getting to it by and by. I've been extremely lacidaisical lately, about reading posts and commenting.

    Congrats on your lucky haul, jeez that's fantastic!!!

    blessings!

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  40. Congrats on winning the video camera . . . she says through gritted teeth!

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  41. Man, I want to come to your house for dessert ~ De-lish.

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  42. She...MADE...caramel ice cream?

    *gasp*
    *choke*

    Okay, I was just letting everybody believe that I'm vacationing at your house next week, but now I TOTALLY AM.

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  43. I love macaroons, and that cake looks yummy! Now, regarding the comments, perhaps you can turn your magical powers to my daughter's blog? She only gets comments from the old folks, and that doesn't count apparently.

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  44. Your wife is going to town with the food!!! Is she pregnant again?

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  45. My wife does the same thing. We will have an entire cake and she bakes cookies. Then before I can finish either she makes something else. I may get fat, but I'll be happy.

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  46. You are the luckiest!!! Whore bag, ky jelly, cookies, cake AND ice cream??? What is going on in canada???

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  47. Now that I'm in Australia, I'm not violently angry at you for waving macaroons, caramel icecream, and devil's cake in my face....I can GET IT HERE. HA!!!

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  48. I want to go to your house for dinner. :) Because I would skip dinner and go right to dessert.

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  49. 87 comments now. Dude will have his publishing empire before the end of the week.

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  50. Supreme Leader makes caramel ice cream? Screw democracy. Bring on the propaganda ice cream.

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  51. A tasty death is much more fun.

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  52. That is awesome about your nephews comments - yay for spreading the word!!

    Congrats on all your cool stuff. I want some ice cream and cake now please!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.