Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Random Tuesday: Fairy Sweat

Random? As I write this it's Monday night and my wife is still at work. I'm sitting at the computer in my underwear eating a bowl of leftover BBQ meat.* That's it, a bowl full of meat. Because I am a man, and that's what we do.

Still here? Alrighty then, I got boobs, contests and cookies. Come on in, take your shoes off.

randomtuesday

Another day, another cookie.



This is cool in so many many ways.


I know, right!? Don't go yet, though. There's more.

Ryan over at Pacing the Panic Room is having a Father's Day contest. You take a picture of your wallet and send it to him and you're in for not only a man's but also a woman's wallet. Win-win. I didn't post the picture of the ladies wallet because, as I mentioned above, I'm a man, even though I do appreciate a nice handbag.



Check out what I won.



Kelly at Design Crush had a giveaway that I had planned on mentioning here, but in retrospect, if I had I might not have won. Suckas! Kate Miss is the artist's name and if you're interested in what you didn't win because I didn't tell you about it, she has an etsy shop over here.

Speaking of etsy, Robin at Cinnamon & Honey also has an etsy shop where she sells handmade cards like this one I gave to Supreme Leader for her birthday last week... ish.


My fish loves it. Ok, he's a fighting fish and he just wants to kill it, but he seems really happy about it.

What? Oh, right, boobs.


From Miss Grace and Holly, it's Boob Emancipation. How could I not support a blog like this?

Finally, a big shout out to the state of Utah and all it's wonderful bloggers. Especially the ladies who had the luck of running into Jen from Steenky Bee this weekend. How I envy you. And if you're reading this and don't know who Steenky is, leave the cave for awhile. Seriously, the State Department finally negotiated her release from North Korea and she's back with a vengence.



*I left this in a comment over at Keely's and ended up laughing at myself. Stealing your own work is not plagiarism. It's just being lazy and I'm ok with that.

51 comments:

  1. I love Magnum PI. Even the re-runs today would have me tuning in.

    Eating a bowl of meat in your underwear...umm, okay. I'm guessing this is possible because Supreme Leader isn't home. I'm sure she'd at least make you wear pants while eating meat (good habits and all that)

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  2. Lazy, self-plagiarizing, underwear meat-eating geek who said "handbag"...

    I love you, man!


    BTW, what kind of BBQ?

    (I'm jealous)

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  3. You just made me crave pulled pork BBQ. Thanks for that.

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  4. Boob Emancipation...fantastic!

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  5. Some great random thoughts; my fav is the boob emancipation! Thanks for sharing.

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  6. You have been hanging out at Grant's blog too long with the bunnies.

    Will there be boob shots everyday??

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  7. You're trying to be all "I'm a man" with the meat thing but then you gush over handmade cards...

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  8. There are so many bloggers in Utah. It's like we practice plural blogging out here...

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  9. I'm pretty sure every post I write has boobs in it somewhere, but my friend, you hit the motherload.

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  10. The boob blog, well I guess it was only a matter of time.

    You do leave the best comments!

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  11. Thanks for the shout out. I'm so intrigued by Boob Emancipation. I lurk it all the time. Jen promised she would lick my face and then photograph the bewbs when she meets me. I better start exfoliating now!

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  12. Two cookies in a row? Reading your blog is hazardous to my diet, Cap'n.

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  13. Hel-lo! Check out that first pic on Boob Emancipation. Whoah!
    Thanks for the awesome shout-out! Hope Supreme Leader loved the card.

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  14. Thanks so much for the shout-out! We *heart* you...and also...boobs.

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  15. i want a bowl of meat. sounds great. diet makes me hungry.

    boob freedom. as a woman i am all for boob freedom. let 'em loose ladies.

    sounds like some great giveaways.

    oh can i eat the cookies too?

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  16. When are all you blog party-goers planning to come to Atlanta? We have fried chicken.

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  17. Everyone loves boobs. We just decided to focus that love into a blog :)

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  18. Thanks for plugging me into some great new blogs. It's appreciated. The boob blog, well, hmmmmmm.
    Loved the video!
    As for the way you blog, sitting in your underwear and eating meat, it really should be a private thing. No, really.

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  19. You are such a man... but I think Keely has you beat as she woke up with her hand down her pants... just sayin'!

    I didn't get the chance to meet Steenky Bee, however, I know that I will someday... seeing how we're like 20 minutes from each other. Maybe I'll suggest lunch to her. That goes for you, too, if you're ever in the great state of Utah!

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  20. Thanks for Han Solo PI and the boob blog. You truly are the blogger that keeps on giving.

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  21. I was doing all great with the whole bowl of meat thing - but then when you said you got SL a hand-made card I became suspicious.

    No man buys and/or takes pics of homemade cards.

    Unless, of course, said card got you lucky and then you're just posting it to see if you can get some residual bedroom credit.

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  22. Totally not stealing. I do that.

    still waiting for my cookie.

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  23. I've obviously been gone too long. You posted Cookies, and I didn't get love. That's ok. I forgive you.

    Give Liam a kiss for me.

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  24. I bet eating BBQ in your underwear is like watching NASCAR in your underwear with a beer in your hand?

    Happy Tuesday!

    - Jennifer

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  25. Thank you for the lovely visionry of you in your undies eating 'meat'! AWESOME! What would the Supreme Leader say if she caught you eating 'meat' half naked.

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  26. Can I get that bowl of meat recipe? Sounds delish.

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  27. I get the eating Meat thing. But why the Bowl, Mr. FancyPants?

    Also. Lazy, as is pertains 'round these parts, is not only OK, it's enforced.

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  28. a bowl full of meat and boob emancipation? truly random. and entertaining.

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  29. I got to sit next to the lovely Jen of Steenky Bee. You should be jealous!

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  30. Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty free at last.

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  31. Juwhen I thought I'd read the whole post, I had to go back and find the asterick within. Because that is what I do.

    My hubs would eat bowls of meat in his underwear any chance he got.

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  32. Boobs are always nice.

    And bowls of meat.

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  33. Huh huh huh, boobs. You said boobs.

    Robin's cards are amazing.

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  34. Blogging in your underwear eating meat? Are you trying to win the hot daddy blogger contest again?

    But wait, why are you sitting at your computer in your underwear? :)

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  35. you better be bringing some of those cookies out this way on Saturday!!!

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  36. I always steal my own stuff........



    LOVE Hans solo. He's the man.....

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  37. Your fish normally swim up-side-down?

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  38. Possibly a wonderful post. I have no idea, as it all ended when you mentioned your underwear...

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  39. I get teased to death whenever I bring my "manbag" on trips!

    I first noticed that booblicious site this A.M....gonna have to check it out!

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  40. You're bringing the love back to Star Wars.

    Have you seen the Christmas specail? It can't be beat.

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  41. Bonjour--that's French for Yo in man language ;)
    Was leaving a comment on Ryan's blog and your comment made me totally lol so I had to hop on over to your blog...and you've reeled me in with your sarcasm! so welcome to my short list of blogs that I read purely for my entertainment! Looking forward to feeding some of your 'man genius' to my main man....

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  42. Eating meat in your underwear. That is hott. With two t's.

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  43. I live in the deep South. Even the girls eat bowls of barbeque down here. Not sure about the underwear part but positive about the barbeque.

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  44. Oh, I steal my own work all the time. Shit, if I actually come up wiht something good, the world is going to know about it...

    Ellie

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  45. Yep Goats really do that. They are called "Fainting Goats" THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!! They are Sandi and I's favorite goats!!

    Watch them! They are Hysterical!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

    Have a great Thursday!
    - Jennifer

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  46. Look I am a chick and I do the bowl of meat myself. I don't like too much rice or potatoes myself. The thought of boobs and contest got me intrigued to enter in case it was a contest for boobs but seeing as it wasn't I will just have to settle with the boobs I have. You'll let me know when you have that contest right?

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  47. funnily enough, I just emancipated my boobs. Feels good.

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  48. I've eaten a bowl of BBQ meat before I'm pretty sure. I guess that might explain the need for the Fat Chick posts....

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