Monday, March 23, 2009

He's Like Those Cute Little Toxic Frogs

Sure, he's all cute and cuddly when he needs to be, but it's a short step from this...


...to this.



I sleep with one eye open. Seriously. This kid acts like he's been exposed to gamma radiation.

49 comments:

  1. Oh ... I love posts about kids. It really gets my 'bio clock' to slow down by at least a hundred years!

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  2. As long as you lock up your machete cabinet so well that Houdini couldn't open it you'll be fine.

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  3. Ha! If my kid morphed into that, I'd be sleeping with an eye open too. It's fun how their moods turn on a dime.

    I love the new header. That's a good one.

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  4. Thank goodness for good parenting because that seems to be the only thing standing between the sweet innocent baby and the axe murderer!

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  5. And you never know when the transformation will occur. Vigilance man. Never let your guard down!

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  6. You just need a bigger boat. But that explains the scurvy.

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  7. hey let me know if you need help with your header :)

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  8. You're fine until he tries to compare scar stories with you. That's how you know he's gone loopy.

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  9. Your header kicks ass!

    I worry more about what I morph into that what my kids become. I can handle my kids becoming machete totting pirates, but I couldn't live with myself if I became one.

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  10. Oh.. I love Quinn.

    and isn't that ironic, O Captain My Captain..

    I think you're gonna need a bigger boat...


    I've tried to tell you not to teach them all those Jedi maneuvers.

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  11. Wear the garlic necklace at all times.

    Love the header.

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  12. Love the new layout.

    Seriously your kids are too freakin cute I would totally forget to sleep with one eye open and they would chop me up in my sleep.

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  13. Oh, he's just getting warmed up...

    Ellie

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  14. Imagine if he was a girl.... scary, huh!

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  15. I agree with Joanie. A girl would really do it to you. All sneaky and manipulative.

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  16. Just WAIT until the hormones kick in.. you are a GONER for certain!

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  17. So if you lick your kids do you get a buzz?

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  18. Why does that picture remind me of the captain in Jaws who got fed to the shark?

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  19. Sigh. My little dude makes me tired and want to go to bed, too.

    With one eye open, of course.

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  20. Crazy adorable is what I say!! Ohhh, the good times that are ahead for you!

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  21. Cool - super toddler. What powers are you hoping he develops? How about the ability to create beer with his mind (beerikinesis)?

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  22. The new header is GREAT!

    The kids are, as usual, adorable.

    Quint frankly, still scares the crap out of me.

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  23. hehe, pretty scary transisiton. Amazing how a little package can pack such a big wallop!

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  24. Trust me people I have seen it, he goes from cute and cuddly to raging homicidal maniac in minutes....but I still love the the little freak, he's family!!!
    Love the new header!

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  25. Good thing he's cute, or y'all would be in big trouble! Hopefully he doesn't kill you while you're sleeping. I think I'd cry a little...

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  26. Do you watch Dexter? You can train them to only machete the bad people...

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  27. Wow. Looks like someone needs a grilled cheese man.

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  28. I'll still take him home with me at the end of the day. He's so freakin' cute.

    But I refuse to take him to Disney. That's your problem!

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  29. your father let you watch far too
    many violent movies when you were
    a kid!

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  30. Uff-tah! I'd be a tad worried myself!

    Love the Will pee for M n M's

    HAPPY MONDAY!

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  31. I could take him off your hands.

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  32. Just don't cross him, or keep any sharpe objects in your house. Yeah, I said any...

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  33. What is it about young boys? I swear my under age 10 nephews are more hormonal than 13 year old girls.

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  34. Now how can you speak so unkindly of your little angels? I mean, what did they ever do to you, besides pee and poop and barf on you? Come on, dad!
    ;)

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  35. Sheesh those are some of the cutest kids I've ever seen.

    Spunky little things!

    Pearl

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  36. I think it is hilarious that you have a label on your blog for "Quint." Wonder how many entries you have for that. And my kid seems to be possessed by the devil too somedays ... what am I feeding him???

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  37. awwww come on kids can't be that bad? Can they?

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  38. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!

    Love the new header. I'm so happy you used my favorite picture.

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  39. Too bad he isn't like a cane toad, then everyone could have some fun...unless he doesn't like to be licked...


    Love the header, bro!

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  40. I've got one of those myself. Always watch your back.

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  41. Mine are like that too. I blame their fathers bad genes.

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  42. I was going to comment but I think I'm going to go inventory the cutlery instead.

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  43. OMG, do you think he's going to go on a bloggy-killing spree and off all of your commenters? That sword looked a bit... sharp.

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  44. This makes me want to be a kid again. They get to act like psychos without needing bail money.

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  45. laughing so hard I'm crying - can't see to type. Let me guess, does he refuse to nap?

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  46. That is hilarious! I have two of those, too!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.