Saturday, March 21, 2009

Got A Quarter?

I've been bitching about my Wii Fit trainer a lot lately, but at one point last night while I was washing dishes and running back and forth between the TV and the sink I used my ass as a towel rag and woohoo! Bounce a quarter off these globes o'steel! Thanks for my ass, Nintendo.

It's all about sharing, right? Back to your weekend.
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35 comments:

  1. mo.stoneskinMarch 21, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Right. It's over.

    I AM NOT coming over to that tea party you invited me to.

    I WILL NOT be drinking from cups that you have ass-wiped dry.

    Unless you can offer me lager from a can?

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  2. The Stiletto MomMarch 21, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    You are such a giver. Thanks for sharing the visual. Happy weekend Dumbass!

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  3. ChurchPunkMomMarch 21, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    you just referred to your ass as 'globes'... heh.

    you are so generous, friend.. so generous.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 21, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    We just got the Wii fit...So far...the kids love it. But every time they try to hold still in the sitting pose...the cats come and jump on them...ruining their time score...damn cats!

    :)

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  5. Maggie MayMarch 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    wait a minute. you used your ASS as a TOWEL RAG? does your wife read this blog?

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  6. Sarah's Blogtastic AdventuresMarch 21, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    So you were drying your dishes with your ass?

    That is talent. I so wanna Wii Fit now. : )

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  7. AnonymousMarch 21, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    That was perhaps more than I needed to know.

    However our self-image is important... so congrats on your globes was it? :)

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  8. Call Me CateMarch 21, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    I've been faithfully working with the WiiFit and I don't have globes of steel. I bet I'm doing it wrong.

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  9. wendysitoMarch 21, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    My thigh-high boots want to meet your globes of steel.

    Play date, O Captain My Captain?

    yeah.. that's what I thought..

    damn Wii fit trainer has got you whipped...

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  10. ShangrilaMarch 21, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    LOL-congrats on your fitn-ass! (Get it?! Fitness/Fitnass?! See, you're not the only giver!) :D

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  11. DebbieMarch 21, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    hmmm..I have a wii fit and have been ignoring the darn thing...time to give it a try!! :)

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  12. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)March 21, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Perhaps you spend so much time in front of your t.v. now they've become Golden Globes????

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  13. amandaMarch 21, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    hahahaha! This will keep me giggling all day. Thanks.

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  14. Irish GumboMarch 21, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Efficient AND fit...damn, you sexy. SL is a lucky woman, you know? :)

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  15. unmitigated meMarch 21, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    I'm pretty sure you just became fantasy fodder for women all over North America.

    MAW
    (has quarters - but afraid of SL)

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  16. KeelyMarch 21, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    I'll play a game of quarters with you, sure.

    Oh, wait, what? I should probably read the post first.

    Um, okay, that isn't what I thought you were talking about. I'll just go drink by myself instead.

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  17. jerlynMarch 21, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    Don't let me hear you whining about
    the Wii anymore! She told me I was
    44 today! He is my friend!
    by the way please tell mo.stoneskin
    that you put the dish towel in the wash!

    ps. I can't hit on the right spot
    to respond to Petra's blog, help!
    Want to tell her to not give up on her dreams.

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  18. LauraMarch 21, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    Alright, I'm opening the wii fit box tomorrow!

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  19. CaseyMarch 21, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    Sha-wing! I just finished a piece of carrot cake.

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  20. UnknownMarch 21, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Sorry, I am a huge lurker on your blog, but I now have to say you are too funny!

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  21. Steam Me Up, KidMarch 21, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    Globes o' Steel? Ba DONK a DONK!!

    I want you to realize that "used my ass as a towel rag" paints quite a pretty picture. I hope you were wearing pants.

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  22. FoNMarch 21, 2009 at 10:59 PM

    So you get buns of steel after just a couple of weeks using the wii? I must get me a wii.

    Great new header pic, by the way.

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  23. Jenny GraceMarch 21, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    This is the best thing I've read all day.

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  24. JulieMarch 21, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    Thanks for sharing...really! I'm just jealous cause I want my own wii fitness trainer. I've told my hubby that anniversary number 12 is commonly known as the "get your wife a wii fit" year. I think he's falling for it.

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  25. The Dental MavenMarch 22, 2009 at 4:37 AM

    Note to self: No eating off of dishes or counters when at Captain Dumbass' home.

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  26. Vodka MomMarch 22, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    I think maybe WE should be the judge of that. We'll look for a pic tomorrow.

    With a side of toast.

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  27. James (SeattleDad)March 22, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    I sure hope you put out fresh towels for your visitors. lol!

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  28. PseudoMarch 22, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Where's the photo to go with the bragging?

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  29. Frogs in my formulaMarch 22, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Globes o'steel? Whatcha doin tonight babyface? I mean, er, congrats on being so fit.

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  30. skywindMarch 22, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Oh, you really humorous. LOL
    What is Really Healthy-Health Blog
    Humor & Fun World-Funny Blog

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  31. Amy WMarch 22, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    My Wii has not done anything for me lately. I can't help but wonder if I got a bum one....

    The next thing on my mind is: Will you be changing your name from Capt. Dumbass to Capt. Hardass anytime soon? ;-)

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  32. Momma TrishMarch 22, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    I'm glad that you are happy with your ass. Good for you! ;)

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  33. SSPMarch 22, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    Perhaps TMI> maybe not, i dunno. I don't dry dishes, but my daddy calls me Iron Ass...I wish I had globes though...what an image...

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  34. Ms. SaltiMarch 23, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    Maybe you should take a pic and share it with us... let us be the judges! Ha. Hope you had a great weekend!

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  35. Otter ThomasMarch 23, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Nintendo has went from helping make fat kids to helping those same kids get healthy as adults. What a company.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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