Petra: Chad.
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Petra: I need you to post tomorrow to tell people we won't be posting tomorrow.
Me: ....
Petra: Do I need crayons?
Me: Well, I wasn't really planning on posting tonight...
Petra: You want the pimp hand, Princess?
Me: Ok ok! I'll do it, just don't hit me again. Sheesh. What do you want me to do?
Petra: Just tell people that we're not doing our post today because we've got our first guest bloggers scheduled for Monday.
Me: Ok, so I'll tell them that CaJoh will be posting here on Monday.
Petra: Yes. And I'll tell them that Steenky Bee will be posting on my site on Monday.
Me: You're all pumped about that, aren't you?
Petra: So much! By the way, the first part of this was mildly amusing, this part sounds like a lame radio ad.
Me: I didn't even want to post!
Petra: My daughter doesn't whine as much as you.
Ok, so no He Blogs/She Blogs today. We'll be here on Monday with our first guest posters, Steenky Bee on Petra's blog and my esteemed competition for this job, Cajoh, over here. And just so we're all clear, I may have taken some liberties with Petra's character. I'm just tired and I've been taking suggestions from a fish.
Fish: My idea was great. You butchered it.
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That fish is alive, right?
ReplyDeleteNext time listen to your fish. Everything I have ever done was suggested by my fish, who is an oracle and only ever spouts wisdom.
ReplyDeleteThat fish doesn't look long for the world. Though I used to have one a fighter fish (or whatever you actually call them) and those things are impossible to kill when you need them dead.
ReplyDeleteNot that you want to kill your fish, I'm just saying.
Those things are hard to kill.
Looking forward to Monday then. Unless I've missed something. Heh
ReplyDeleteFish seems to have come down with a case of the circles.
ReplyDelete"You want the pimp hand, Princess?"
Heh, heh.
lol!
ReplyDeletethat's why I'm here :)
i heard a rumor that dead fish are even more wise than the live ones. but shortly thereafter, the guy who told me this was taken away in a straight jacket...
ReplyDeleteWho knew that fish were that amusing?
ReplyDeleteOh Capt'n my Capt'n. I'm busy working on the answers and hope to get them to you soon.
ReplyDeleteLove the scrabble pieces in your banner… quite clever.
Looking forward to Monday.
I hope that you are writing something in the interim of all this so that we can have something to read from your brilliant brain eventually...
ReplyDeleteif not, get the fish a new pen, would ya?
Ah. That explains why I didn't see Petra's entry for today. Enjoy your day off! Wait.... you didn't get a day off. Only Petra did. Oh she's a clever one!
ReplyDeleteThe fish is pretty. I can use present tense in that sentence, right? ...Right?
ReplyDeletedots on the fish? Does he have "the pox" too?
ReplyDeleteGreat now what do I do for fun on Thursday?
ReplyDeletemy fish just swim. Obviously you got yours at a much fancier carnival or fair than I go tmine at to have such mad skillz as giving you such insight and advice in your blogging.
ReplyDeleteAwesome Fish.
I had no idea that fish have the answers like that. I'm totally going to get a fish. If nothing else, it'll make a great post when my cat eats it. Or my husband - because it's still Lent.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing that can't be solved with the pimp hand.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Don't take blogging advice from a fish.
ReplyDeleteA talking fish? COOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs someone over here killing fish? I thought I smelled something.....
ReplyDeleteThat Petra's a real slave driver, isn't she?
ReplyDeleteYou like that, don't you?
as always you make me laugh!! looking forward to the next he said/she said....
ReplyDeleteI have a bad track record of keeing beta fish alive...
ReplyDeleteMy fish committed suicide, so I think fish are dumb! You however, are funny. So it's a good thing you didn't listen to Mr. Fishy.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of today's Fusco Brothers:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gocomics.com/thefuscobrothers/
Ellie
# 1. I love the new header. Hopefully it hasn't been up for weeks and I am just now noticing.
ReplyDelete# 2. You were way too nice with your depiction of me. You forgot when I said "get with the program fucking pansy ass!" But I guess we don't want to let people in on the sado-masochistic relationship we have going on...
# 3. Thanks for posting about not posting. I know I am a total fruitcake.
Petra, don't call my boy bad names!
ReplyDeleteWill check out both your blogs on Monday.
ps that poor fish better not be in one of those tiny, confined little glass bowls! I'm going to be checking up on him when I come down!
I think the fish is just taking a long nap!
ReplyDeleteThe fish has great ideas if you would just listen better. Monday should be interesting then.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a few weeks....love the new masthead!!! Oh, and how do you keep your beta fishes water sooo clean??? Ours looks like it's swimming in soot!!!
ReplyDeleteI could use your fish. Im unmotivated. Maybe the fish would write some posts for me?
ReplyDeleteI think Maggie May is right...that fish may not be alive. It's speaking to you from the great beyond. You should listen next time.... :)
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