Behind the scenes at He Blogs/She Blogs.
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Petra: I need you to post tomorrow to tell people we won't be posting tomorrow.
Petra: Do I need crayons?
Me: Well, I wasn't really planning on posting tonight...
Petra: You want the pimp hand, Princess?
Me: Ok ok! I'll do it, just don't hit me again. Sheesh. What do you want me to do?
Petra: Just tell people that we're not doing our post today because we've got our first guest bloggers scheduled for Monday.
Me: Ok, so I'll tell them that CaJoh will be posting here on Monday.
Petra: Yes. And I'll tell them that Steenky Bee will be posting on my site on Monday.
Me: You're all pumped about that, aren't you?
Petra: So much! By the way, the first part of this was mildly amusing, this part sounds like a lame radio ad.
Me: I didn't even want to post!
Petra: My daughter doesn't whine as much as you.
Ok, so no He Blogs/She Blogs today. We'll be here on Monday with our first guest posters, Steenky Bee on Petra's blog and my esteemed competition for this job, Cajoh, over here. And just so we're all clear, I may have taken some liberties with Petra's character. I'm just tired and I've been taking suggestions from a fish.
Fish: My idea was great. You butchered it.
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