Oh, dear. I laughed. Yes, I know, but I did...a lot :)))
Youch. At least that shade of purple looks good on you.
Ok buddy, we, *ahem*, believe you.The missus doesn't mind you raiding her makeup stash?
Yeah, uh huh. Served by a 5 year old?I don't know , man, looks like you have a deft hand with the eyeliner...
happens to me every damn day.
(I am SO laughing out loud right now!!)
"No man, I ran into a door" you better get used to saying shit like that. You're like Lionel Richie over there.
Oh, hell.That looks like it hurt. With a capital H.
I'd like to hear the Supreme Leader's version of what happened.
You know, it does kind of look like eye liner... But I love your boy's mean face! LOL
um... you can just say you got in a bar fight or something? but yeah, I wanna hear what supreme leader has to say about all this. and I want to be the kid's teacher this week. I bet he has FABULOUS stories at telling-sharing this week.....
You really need to go for more subtle shades, Cap'n.
Geez buddy..That doesn't look good.
Jedi training practice...told you...
Damn, he got you get. You get any good licks in before you went down?
Damn, who'da thought those short little legs could work like that?
Ooooh ouch...not the eye so much as your cynical disbelieving minions! (Doubting Thomases would be a good analogy seeing as it's lent and all)ps...looks more like lipstick than eyeliner. But I believe you for you are the Captain! :)
That looks like it hurts! Purple's a good color for you.
OMG! I am always complaining that my kids abuse me, but um, you win!
Nice one. At least the other guy looks.... um, unharmed.Ellie
Next time pull a blade and escalate.
So, catching up on blogs the rest of the week?
Didn't anybody yell "knock it off before somebody get's hurt!"?
"I've run out of cream for my coffee. Too bad snow is water and not milk." -Captain DumbassNow you knocked my ass on the floor! Hey! Don't take it out on me!Just for that, you get my "Your Blog Rocks" award.You rock.
It's still funny. Even though I saw the eye last weekend. It's still funny. *snort**snort, snort*
Oh shit! That looks like it hurt!Just wait until it turns purty colors! Hope you got a lot of uh, "sympathy" out of it. ;)
You both look badass. No need to explain from whence the shiner. Righty?
man, you better put some extra chocolate in that boy's milk! he clearly does not mess around.
Ow. Hey, it's kind of like eyeshadow. Maybe you can use this to embrace your drag queen side. Don't lie - I know you have one.
That's a really hot look for you. I could hook you up with some eyeshadow so you can make your other eye match... tee hee hee.
Note to self: Do not read the Captain's posts while eating lunch. LOL!
oh. my. ouch.
Nice eye shadow, Prince!
OK, for you non-British, some definitions of "faff":1) (British slang) To waste time on unproductive activity2) to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks 3) the excessive use of time for nonsense activities
Captain I know a phone number you can call if you feel "unsafe" in your home. : )I see a career in cage fighting for that one!
Being a parent can be so painful
Ow!!Can he maybe kick you in the other eye too, so they'll match? Then you can say you meant to do that.Hope it heals up soon. Looks painful.
Ouch! That reminds me of the time my (at the time) 3rd grader hit a line drive right back at my husband who was pitching to him. It broke a rib!
Huh. Looks to me like you decide to start playing for the other team, and somebody caught you and took a picture (like the Supreme Leader?) and so you had to blame it on a poor, unsuspecting five-year-old. I'm so ashamed of you.
That is an excellent color on you! I think that you should make it permanent!
LOL That sucks.
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Yes, well after having 4 little ones (how did I become the mom of 4 kids?) anyway, I know it is like going into battle every day! Suit up, we're going in! ~laughing~
That's a corker!Did you laugh, cry or laugh and cry all at the same time?
Oh dear. That looks painful.
I think this is a direct result of some of those less than flattering pictures you've been posting. They are starting to gang up on you.
hee hee, he will remember that forever. From here, it looks like Barney purple.
Come on, sailor. I love you long time.