Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sometimes You Kick, Sometimes You Get Kicked





Got my ass handed to me by a five year old.
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49 comments:

  1. ♥ BrajaFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    Oh, dear. I laughed. Yes, I know, but I did...a lot :)))

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  2. CaseyFebruary 26, 2009 at 1:52 AM

    Youch. At least that shade of purple looks good on you.

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  3. mo.stoneskinFebruary 26, 2009 at 2:49 AM

    Ok buddy, we, *ahem*, believe you.

    The missus doesn't mind you raiding her makeup stash?

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  4. Irish GumboFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:06 AM

    Yeah, uh huh. Served by a 5 year old?

    I don't know , man, looks like you have a deft hand with the eyeliner...

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  5. Vodka MomFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:32 AM

    happens to me every damn day.

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  6. Vodka MomFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:33 AM

    (I am SO laughing out loud right now!!)

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  7. The Panic RoomFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:35 AM

    "No man, I ran into a door" you better get used to saying shit like that. You're like Lionel Richie over there.

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  8. That Janie GirlFebruary 26, 2009 at 4:05 AM

    Oh, hell.

    That looks like it hurt. With a capital H.

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  9. The Dental MavenFebruary 26, 2009 at 4:15 AM

    I'd like to hear the Supreme Leader's version of what happened.

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  10. Wicked Step MomFebruary 26, 2009 at 4:36 AM

    You know, it does kind of look like eye liner... But I love your boy's mean face! LOL

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  11. michelleFebruary 26, 2009 at 5:10 AM

    um... you can just say you got in a bar fight or something?

    but yeah, I wanna hear what supreme leader has to say about all this.

    and I want to be the kid's teacher this week. I bet he has FABULOUS stories at telling-sharing this week.....

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  12. unmitigated meFebruary 26, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    You really need to go for more subtle shades, Cap'n.

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  13. BelleFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    Geez buddy..
    That doesn't look good.

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  14. wendysitoFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    Jedi training practice...

    told you...

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  15. CameronFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:24 AM

    Damn, he got you get. You get any good licks in before you went down?

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  16. Jenny GraceFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:26 AM

    Damn, who'da thought those short little legs could work like that?

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  17. KeelyFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    Um, ow?

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  18. PeggyFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:36 AM

    Ooooh ouch...not the eye so much as your cynical disbelieving minions! (Doubting Thomases would be a good analogy seeing as it's lent and all)

    ps...looks more like lipstick than eyeliner. But I believe you for you are the Captain! :)

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  19. JoanieFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:53 AM

    That looks like it hurts! Purple's a good color for you.

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  20. KhadraFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    OMG! I am always complaining that my kids abuse me, but um, you win!

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  21. Me, You, or EllieFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    Nice one. At least the other guy looks.... um, unharmed.

    Ellie

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  22. ChurchPunkMomFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    puurrrrdy... ;)

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  23. GrantFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    Next time pull a blade and escalate.

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  24. Sprite's KeeperFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    So, catching up on blogs the rest of the week?

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  25. Christine GramFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Didn't anybody yell "knock it off before somebody get's hurt!"?

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  26. Christine GramFebruary 26, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    "I've run out of cream for my coffee. Too bad snow is water and not milk." -Captain Dumbass

    Now you knocked my ass on the floor! Hey! Don't take it out on me!

    Just for that, you get my "Your Blog Rocks" award.

    You rock.

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  27. Mama DawgFebruary 26, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    It's still funny. Even though I saw the eye last weekend.

    It's still funny.

    *snort*

    *snort, snort*

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Oh shit! That looks like it hurt!
    Just wait until it turns purty colors!
    Hope you got a lot of uh, "sympathy" out of it. ;)

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  29. RebekahFebruary 26, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    You both look badass. No need to explain from whence the shiner. Righty?

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  30. JenniFebruary 26, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    man, you better put some extra chocolate in that boy's milk! he clearly does not mess around.

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  31. FoNFebruary 26, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Ow. Hey, it's kind of like eyeshadow. Maybe you can use this to embrace your drag queen side. Don't lie - I know you have one.

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  32. Ms. SaltiFebruary 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    That's a really hot look for you. I could hook you up with some eyeshadow so you can make your other eye match... tee hee hee.

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  33. MicheleFebruary 26, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    Note to self: Do not read the Captain's posts while eating lunch. LOL!

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  34. AliFebruary 26, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    oh. my. ouch.

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  35. zipbagofbonesFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Nice eye shadow, Prince!

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  36. mo.stoneskinFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    OK, for you non-British, some definitions of "faff":

    1) (British slang) To waste time on unproductive activity

    2) to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

    3) the excessive use of time for nonsense activities

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  37. Sarah's Blogtastic AdventuresFebruary 26, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Captain I know a phone number you can call if you feel "unsafe" in your home. : )

    I see a career in cage fighting for that one!

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  38. JulieFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Being a parent can be so painful

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  39. Momma TrishFebruary 26, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    Ow!!

    Can he maybe kick you in the other eye too, so they'll match? Then you can say you meant to do that.

    Hope it heals up soon. Looks painful.

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  40. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    Ouch! That reminds me of the time my (at the time) 3rd grader hit a line drive right back at my husband who was pitching to him. It broke a rib!

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  41. Fragrant LiarFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Huh. Looks to me like you decide to start playing for the other team, and somebody caught you and took a picture (like the Supreme Leader?) and so you had to blame it on a poor, unsuspecting five-year-old.

    I'm so ashamed of you.

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  42. Cape Cod GalFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    That is an excellent color on you! I think that you should make it permanent!

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  43. TeriFebruary 26, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    LOL That sucks.

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  44. lynette355February 26, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    LOL
    Thank you for being a follower. I have given you a TRIPLE AWARD on my blog. Pop over and pick it up. Enjoy all the bloggy love.
    http://theysayimnuts.blogspot.com/2009/02/triple-awards.html

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  45. Just JulesFebruary 26, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Yes, well after having 4 little ones (how did I become the mom of 4 kids?) anyway, I know it is like going into battle every day! Suit up, we're going in! ~laughing~

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  46. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    That's a corker!

    Did you laugh, cry or laugh and cry all at the same time?

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  47. blissfully caffeinatedFebruary 27, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Oh dear. That looks painful.

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  48. The Stiletto MomFebruary 28, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    I think this is a direct result of some of those less than flattering pictures you've been posting. They are starting to gang up on you.

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  49. AnonymousMarch 1, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    hee hee, he will remember that forever. From here, it looks like Barney purple.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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