Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sometimes You Kick, Sometimes You Get Kicked





Got my ass handed to me by a five year old.

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  1. Oh, dear. I laughed. Yes, I know, but I did...a lot :)))

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  2. Youch. At least that shade of purple looks good on you.

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  3. Ok buddy, we, *ahem*, believe you.

    The missus doesn't mind you raiding her makeup stash?

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  4. Yeah, uh huh. Served by a 5 year old?

    I don't know , man, looks like you have a deft hand with the eyeliner...

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  5. (I am SO laughing out loud right now!!)

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  6. "No man, I ran into a door" you better get used to saying shit like that. You're like Lionel Richie over there.

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  7. Oh, hell.

    That looks like it hurt. With a capital H.

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  8. I'd like to hear the Supreme Leader's version of what happened.

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  9. You know, it does kind of look like eye liner... But I love your boy's mean face! LOL

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  10. um... you can just say you got in a bar fight or something?

    but yeah, I wanna hear what supreme leader has to say about all this.

    and I want to be the kid's teacher this week. I bet he has FABULOUS stories at telling-sharing this week.....

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  11. You really need to go for more subtle shades, Cap'n.

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  12. Geez buddy..
    That doesn't look good.

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  13. Jedi training practice...

    told you...

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  14. Damn, he got you get. You get any good licks in before you went down?

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  15. Damn, who'da thought those short little legs could work like that?

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  16. Ooooh ouch...not the eye so much as your cynical disbelieving minions! (Doubting Thomases would be a good analogy seeing as it's lent and all)

    ps...looks more like lipstick than eyeliner. But I believe you for you are the Captain! :)

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  17. That looks like it hurts! Purple's a good color for you.

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  18. OMG! I am always complaining that my kids abuse me, but um, you win!

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  19. Nice one. At least the other guy looks.... um, unharmed.

    Ellie

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  20. Next time pull a blade and escalate.

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  21. So, catching up on blogs the rest of the week?

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  22. Didn't anybody yell "knock it off before somebody get's hurt!"?

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  23. "I've run out of cream for my coffee. Too bad snow is water and not milk." -Captain Dumbass

    Now you knocked my ass on the floor! Hey! Don't take it out on me!

    Just for that, you get my "Your Blog Rocks" award.

    You rock.

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  24. It's still funny. Even though I saw the eye last weekend.

    It's still funny.

    *snort*

    *snort, snort*

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  25. Oh shit! That looks like it hurt!
    Just wait until it turns purty colors!
    Hope you got a lot of uh, "sympathy" out of it. ;)

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  26. You both look badass. No need to explain from whence the shiner. Righty?

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  27. man, you better put some extra chocolate in that boy's milk! he clearly does not mess around.

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  28. Ow. Hey, it's kind of like eyeshadow. Maybe you can use this to embrace your drag queen side. Don't lie - I know you have one.

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  29. That's a really hot look for you. I could hook you up with some eyeshadow so you can make your other eye match... tee hee hee.

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  30. Note to self: Do not read the Captain's posts while eating lunch. LOL!

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  31. OK, for you non-British, some definitions of "faff":

    1) (British slang) To waste time on unproductive activity

    2) to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

    3) the excessive use of time for nonsense activities

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  32. Captain I know a phone number you can call if you feel "unsafe" in your home. : )

    I see a career in cage fighting for that one!

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  33. Being a parent can be so painful

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  34. Ow!!

    Can he maybe kick you in the other eye too, so they'll match? Then you can say you meant to do that.

    Hope it heals up soon. Looks painful.

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  35. Ouch! That reminds me of the time my (at the time) 3rd grader hit a line drive right back at my husband who was pitching to him. It broke a rib!

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  36. Huh. Looks to me like you decide to start playing for the other team, and somebody caught you and took a picture (like the Supreme Leader?) and so you had to blame it on a poor, unsuspecting five-year-old.

    I'm so ashamed of you.

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  37. That is an excellent color on you! I think that you should make it permanent!

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  38. LOL
    Thank you for being a follower. I have given you a TRIPLE AWARD on my blog. Pop over and pick it up. Enjoy all the bloggy love.
    http://theysayimnuts.blogspot.com/2009/02/triple-awards.html

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  39. Yes, well after having 4 little ones (how did I become the mom of 4 kids?) anyway, I know it is like going into battle every day! Suit up, we're going in! ~laughing~

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  40. That's a corker!

    Did you laugh, cry or laugh and cry all at the same time?

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  41. I think this is a direct result of some of those less than flattering pictures you've been posting. They are starting to gang up on you.

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  42. hee hee, he will remember that forever. From here, it looks like Barney purple.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.