Random Tuesday And Grilled Cheese S*x

It's Random Tuesday Thoughts time. Not familiar? Go check out the Un-Mom, no time to explain. Hold on to something.

I went into Old Navy a few weeks back to get my youngest some new sweats. While there I thought I'd get myself a pair too since I was getting tired of hearing Supreme Leader complain she could see my ass through my old pair. Complaining? If I had a web cam I could make a fortune off these glutes o'steel. Anyway, it was shortly after New Year's so the place was gutted. All they had was the ones that don't close off around the ankles. Not big with those since I figured they'd let in the cold. Shut up, I'm an old woman. Whatever. I got them and would gladly live in them for the rest of my days. And they were $10.

I cannot for the life of me tell the difference between my five year old's white socks and Supreme Leader's. She thinks I'm an idiot, but that's a given. She thinks this is very funny. Let's see how funny it is next year when he's taller than you.

We rented two movies this weekend, Max Payne and Babylon A.D. Both sucked. Max Payne had some cool Valkyries in it, but I didn't see the point. You could have taken all of that out of the movie and it still would have worked. I kept waiting to find out he was working for God or something and then it ended and I was all, what the hell? Babylon A.D. ended like they ran out of money and had to chop the script. It reminded me of how they ended Enterprise.

Writer: Um? How do we wrap up four seasons in two episodes?
Baby Eating Network Executive Bastard: Uh... fuck it, say the whole show was an autistic kid's dream.
Writer: That's been done, sir.
BENEB: Really? Ok, then it was all on the Holodeck. Bring in a couple of the old Next Generation actors. Ya, the fans'll love it.

Not that I'm bitter or hold a grudge.

IM'ing with Kat from 3Bedroom yesterday. We were talking about tattoos.

Kat:I love dragons
I thought about getting a tattoo of one, but
I think I am going to go for cherry blossoms instead
Me: cherry blossoms look amazing
Kat: I am doing it cause of the meaning, change and rebirth
it is kinda what my family does each time we move
Me: My dragon has been itching like hell with the change in temperature.
Me again, quickly: Hold on, that sounds bad.
Katherine: hehehe
Me: My dragon tattoo!
Katherine: that was kinda dirty

I taught the boys the 'pull my finger' joke this week. Guess you need to be a guy.

The Wise (Young) Mommy gave me an award last week (under the butterfly). It came with the usual pass it on to yadda yadda rules. It's not that I don't like the rules or the idea, I'm just very laz- busy with the boys and all. Plus, how do I only pick out X number of recipients? It's cruel. Instead, I present her with the grilled cheese porn I promised her.



According to Heinous Petra has some hybrid mixture of Ebola and Dengue Fever so maybe go give her some love. (Dear newer readers, if you enter 'grilled cheese' in the search blog bar up in the left hand corner, this may make a little more sense. Or reinforce why you're not coming back)

Speaking of Heinous, the other day he mentioned that Blogger will only let you follow 200 blogs. WTF? Which also reminded me that I have a blogroll and WHOA! am I ever behind on that! Seriously, if you've been kind enough to add me to yours and I haven't reciprocated, it's not because I'm a stuck up pretentious ass, I'm just dumb. Hence, Dumbass? Get it? Let me know and I'll throw you in. Unless I forget.

Alright, that's it.