Sunday, December 14, 2008

Snippets Of Saturday

Saturday morning, pre-shower, after pulling off my shirt and smelling my armpits (because I'm a man, it's what we do).

Supreme Leader: Don't tempt me. (There may have been a hint of sarcasm there)

Me: You can't resist my machismo.

SL: What? What kind of cheese?


Later on in the car.

Connor to Liam: I cutted your hand off.

Supreme Leader: It's 'I've cut your hand off,' not 'I cutted.' English has crazy arbitrary rules.

Me: Liam, what's behind your back?


Liam: I have a teddy bear in my bum.

Me: Carry on, then.

31 comments:

  1. i love it! As long as that is ALL that's back there, that's okay.......

    hee hee

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  2. I'm dying to know if you were able to sew the hand back on in time?!?

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  3. Snort! Hey, at least he didn't have a cutted off hand in his bum. THAT would have been disturbing!

    Question: Why did he have a bear in his bum? Or do I really want to know?

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  4. duh.. of course it's a teddy in his bum.. what else could it be??
    And it's always very important to correct your children's grammer when they are threatening their siblings with bodily harm.

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  5. WAhahahahahaha! Love the picture. English DOES have lots of arbitrary rules.

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  6. the teddy-bear-in-the-bum thing reminds me of the socks on the peepee. perfect simplicity.

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  7. And why would you even TRY to logic through that one! :)

    I love that SL corrected his grammar on his hideous crime!

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  8. TOP 10!!!!

    'Carry on, then.' Perfect Captain directive, heheh.

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  9. Most times, as long as there's no physical danger involved, it's easier to just ignore what they're doing.

    The best part about SL's grammar correction was the casual way it was delivered. She didn't even turn around. No interrupting their dismemberment conversation.

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  10. Damn it! I was gonna do the severed-hand-in-the-bum witticism but apparently I need to be a lot faster with my comment love. Or a hell of a lot more original. :)
    Great pic!

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  11. Bear in the bum...not as unusual as one might think!

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  12. You might want to give the kid some fiber cereal, just in case.

    I love SL, but I think she knows that already.

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  13. LMAO at "carry on, then" response to bear in bum. Very funny!

    smelling of stinky pits is a man thing, my hubby tends to do it too or tries to force me to do it..lol YUCK!

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  14. Bear in the bum...could be worse. SL rocks.

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  15. I have a teddy bear in my bum.

    I shall say that today at EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

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  16. He says bum? I shall teach Sprite Bum for butt instead of tushy. Thank you, Cap'n. Or Liam, actually.

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  17. It's good that you and SL know exactly what to do in these situations. Grammar correction. "Carry on, then". Perfect responses.

    Picture is adorable. Thanks for sharing that.

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  18. what is up with kids and stuffed animals in the pants. Mine do that.

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  19. be careful, they said I'd out grow that and i never did.
    what?

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  20. i always carry a teddy in my bum. keeps my bum cozy.

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  21. I had witty comment planned, but then you posted a picture of my little boyfriend, Liam... and my comment is gone.

    Good for SL... I knew she had spunk!!

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  22. I hate when I have a bear in my bum.

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  23. lol. "Carry on then." It's the only way to deal with the crazy sometimes...

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  24. Thank you. I really needed that smile today :)

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  25. You know, I am not sure how I would have reacted to the teddy bear in the bum. But, "Carry on then." is the funniest response in the world!

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  26. Dude - your life should so totally be a sit-com!

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  27. Classic. It is a good thing you are documenting these snippets of perfect conversations!!

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  28. Late on adding this, but I was sorry to hear about your friend.

    And on to happier things -- love these. SL is hilarious. Love that woman!

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  29. That awesome! I have a nephew (now 19 and about to have a kid of his own!) who when he was 2 would run around in his underoos with the end of a nerf baseball bat shoved in said underoos and announce to whoever would listen 'I have a sword in my pants!'

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  30. I just need to comment again and say I didn't mean to be flippant about the loss of your friend. I laid awake last night thinking and worrying that I had been flippant about it in my comment. "On to happier things..." I mean, how dismissive was that?! I didn't mean to be that way. We lost a very close friend to cancer right before my son was born. She was so excited about him and couldn't wait for him to be born and then she never got to see him....ack. I can't write about it. I'll bawl. In fact I'm almost there. There is a long story behind that one.

    Anyhow, my thoughts are with you and your family in this difficult time.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.