Saturday morning, pre-shower, after pulling off my shirt and smelling my armpits (because I'm a man, it's what we do).
Supreme Leader: Don't tempt me. (There may have been a hint of sarcasm there)
Me: You can't resist my machismo.
SL: What? What kind of cheese?
Later on in the car.
Connor to Liam: I cutted your hand off.
Supreme Leader: It's 'I've cut your hand off,' not 'I cutted.' English has crazy arbitrary rules.
Me: Liam, what's behind your back?
Liam: I have a teddy bear in my bum.
Me: Carry on, then.
Rest In Peace, Megs
5 hours ago